27 Absolutely Disgusting Gifts That Are Guaranteed To Gross Anyone Out

Avoid getting poop on your hands when you unleash your next chocolate dragon by wiping with the Shittens disposable wipes. These glove-shaped wipes allow you to easily wipe away feces without exposing your hand to contamination.

Ooey gooey slime that you can eat? Is there anything more exciting for a seven-year-old kid? Heck no! Just add water to this unique Jell-o mix that turns into almost a pound of messy food that he can play with and then stuff in his face.

You don't even have to drop this slime under the couch and forget about it for months, the hair and the bugs are built in. Kids will get a kick out of this absolutely disgusting orange slime, which has gross things mixed and that will make them giggle.

Teaching kids about STEM is easy and fun when you can do it with poop. Yes, poop. Kids from 8 to 12 will love this lab kit, which challenges them to complete 18 experiments and contains over 33 tools and ingredients. Even better, they can eat the chocolate experiments that they create.

Play a little prank on your landlord when you move out by tossing all 100 of these fake cockroaches on the floor before you close the door for the last time. Maybe that's a bad idea, or maybe it's just desserts. The roaches are crafted from PVC, meaning you can use them over and over again.

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

Give your friend a good laugh for their birthday by placing their gift inside this prank earwax candle kit box. This highly realistic printed box conceals your actual gift in what looks like a ridiculous item meant to extract earwax to create truly unique candles.

The runny nose yolk separator lets you make some delicious and healthy egg white omelettes while grossing out everyone around you. Once the eggs are poured into the pot, the yolk gets safely separated while the egg white drips out the nose like snot.

It's better that your kid picks this guy's nose than his own, you know? Younger ones will have a great time squeezing the green Play-Doh slime from the nose of Snotty Scotty. It's got boogers, it's got snot, it's got everything kids love.

Make the best of pool-related chores by squeezing in a few laughs with this floating poop pool thermometer. Apart from measuring the water’s temperature in both Celsius and Fahrenheit, its clever dookie design will be perfect for pranking unsuspecting pool-goers.

Go ahead and tell your mom that you're doing shrooms when you're chowing down on these candy canes, her reaction will be quite fun to watch. That's only if you can manage to keep the candy in your mouth for an extended period of time because the shiitake mushroom candy canes are pretty disgusting.

When it comes to this box of boogers, you're not going to want to pick it and flick it, you're going to want to pick 'em and flick 'em right into your mouth! The sweet and sour gummies have a tangy crystal sugar on the outside that makes them hard to stop munching on.

Get your fill of protein and flavor by snacking on these savory salt and vinegar grasshoppers. Made with 100% real crickets, these delectable little critters are deep fried and then topped off with a finger-likin’ good combination of salt and vinegar that’ll thrill your taste buds.

Have you ever wanted to lick your cat? Sure you have! Well now you can finally fulfill your motherly instincts & desires to groom your feline using your tongue – but without the furballs! Simply place the hair brush in your mouth, and get to lickin’!

Mayo is the source of life. So ensure the whole household’s mayo needs are met for the next few decades with a 30-pound bucket of mayonnaise in your kitchen. Perfect for those in the food service industry or just anyone who really loves and respects mayonnaise.

Keep morale high during your weight loss journey by having a constant reminder of the enemy in the form of this human body fat replica. This dramatic 3D representation of human fat is made from a soft and pliable vinyl plastic that’s made to last.

Ruin someone's entire space with a spray that smells like someone who trusted a fart and lost. The spray is non-toxic and non-flammable, but you can expect that your eyes will burn and you'll feel like you've just been poisoned when you smell the absolutely horrendous wet fart ass gas.

The same rubber pile that's entertained kids for decades is back. This puddle of fake barf is flat but can be manipulated so it can be set on curved or flat surfaces. It's disgusting, it's gross, and it'll elicit laughter from kids and adults who love playing pranks.