33 Fantastic Christmas Gifts For Dad That He'll Be Dying To Open Early

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

The Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes book is the best gift any self-proclaimed funny dad can receive. It comes loaded with “frightfully awful…yet wonderfully spiffing” clean family-friendly jokes that will have everyone in stitches.

Keep it stylish and casual in these spectacular fish sandals. They’re crafted from a soft and comfortable PVC material and boast handmade fish printing. No matter what the occasion, these bold sandals are guaranteed to wow.

Turn any backyard into a cinematic experience with the Anker Backyard Movie Projector. This compact, portable projector delivers up to 100-inch visuals, a 360-degree speaker, and a 4-hour battery – perfect for movie nights under the stars, no theater required!

Cut down on waste and get the most from your bars of soap with this exfoliating soap saver pouch. Simply load it up with all your soap bits and lather away! The rough surface is also ideal for exfoliating skin and even reducing acne breakouts.

Kick insomnia in the ass by making the Dodow sleep aid device your bedside companion. It will help you synchronize your breath with the blue light projected onto the ceiling in order to create the feeling of fatigue and help you get to sleep much quicker than usual.

Cut down on clutter in your toolbox with the immensely versatile Universal Socket. It features heavy-duty stainless steel construction and boasts a unique design made up of 54 individually spring-actuated steel rods that will instantly conform to any shape.

A little over a year ago, Jake Sadovich submitted an awesome idea to the LEGO Idea platform that you can now purchase – the LEGO ship in a bottle set. With this set you’ll be able to build a historic sailing vessel – complete with a captain’s quarter and cannons.

Fill your pop’s heart with love, and his eyes with tears of joy with “Dad, I Wrote A Book About You.” This creative and very thoughtful gift comes full of simple prompts that you will fill with your favorite memories to remind dad of why he’s number one in your book.

Send your taste buds to a galaxy far, far away with these Millennium Falcon waffles. This officially licensed waffle maker whips up Millennium Falcon shaped waffles that accurately depict the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy – right down to the side cockpit.

Fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer with a little help from a weighted cooling blanket. Designed to feel like a warm hug at bedtime, which relieves anxiety and soothes a stressful mind, the blankets are available in several colors, and over a dozen sizes and weights.

When the day's poses and practice were particularly demanding, it's ok to take a load off with this acupressure mat. In fact, it may make you even more ready for the next day's activity. The mat and pillow set is covered with soft nubs that press into trigger points in your neck and back to relieve pain and tension.

Never hurts to throw a little extra meat on the pile at the Yankee swap, and these exotic jerky sticks will go over quite well with all carnivorous attendees. With flavors like alligator, kangaroo, and ostrich, everyone at the party will want to taste test the goods.

Any parent that receives this at the Yankee swap will be sure to thank you later after their kids have fired it at them dozens of times. The elf popper shoots foam balls up to 6 feet in front of it. Don't worry, the projectiles aren't large enough to cause damage to vases or urns.

The power of acupressure is real and you'll be singing about it from the rooftops after shuffling around in these slippers. The nubs in the footbed massage trigger points in your feet that release tension over your whole body and make aches and pains a thing of the past.

You'll never lose your most essential items with this valet docking station by the door. The two-piece shelf holds your phone, wallet, sunglasses, keys, a pen, watch, wedding ring, and more. Plus, it easily collapses flat so you can travel with it.

Cinephiles will be reeling when they receive this 100 Movies scratch-off poster. Not only does it have a cool, modern look, it's the perfect way for a movie buff to show off or for a newer film fan to have a guided foray into the world of cinema.

Even if his coffee is the color of beach sand when he's done adding cream and sugar to it, he'll look like a badass drinking it from this Tactical Battle Coffee Mug. Attach the item of your choice to the Picatinny rails on the side and drink up.