33 Fantastic Christmas Gifts For Dad That He'll Be Dying To Open Early

Kick insomnia in the ass by making the Dodow sleep aid device your bedside companion. It will help you synchronize your breath with the blue light projected onto the ceiling in order to create the feeling of fatigue and help you get to sleep much quicker than usual.

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

Cut down on clutter in your toolbox with the immensely versatile Universal Socket. It features heavy-duty stainless steel construction and boasts a unique design made up of 54 individually spring-actuated steel rods that will instantly conform to any shape.

Never hurts to throw a little extra meat on the pile at the Yankee swap, and these exotic jerky sticks will go over quite well with all carnivorous attendees. With flavors like alligator, kangaroo, and ostrich, everyone at the party will want to taste test the goods.

The Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes book is the best gift any self-proclaimed funny dad can receive. It comes loaded with “frightfully awful…yet wonderfully spiffing” clean family-friendly jokes that will have everyone in stitches.

Turn any backyard into a cinematic experience with the Anker Backyard Movie Projector. This compact, portable projector delivers up to 100-inch visuals, a 360-degree speaker, and a 4-hour battery – perfect for movie nights under the stars, no theater required!

Send your taste buds to a galaxy far, far away with these Millennium Falcon waffles. This officially licensed waffle maker whips up Millennium Falcon shaped waffles that accurately depict the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy – right down to the side cockpit.

Trivia loving dads will get a rush out of playing Buffalo: The Name Dropping Game. The game challenges players to name a well-known character or person who's associated with both prompts listed on a set of cards. The person who gets the most cards wins, so read up on your pop culture and you'll be unstoppable.

The power of acupressure is real and you'll be singing about it from the rooftops after shuffling around in these slippers. The nubs in the footbed massage trigger points in your feet that release tension over your whole body and make aches and pains a thing of the past.

Keep it stylish and casual in these spectacular fish sandals. They’re crafted from a soft and comfortable PVC material and boast handmade fish printing. No matter what the occasion, these bold sandals are guaranteed to wow.

Your wife won't be bored waiting in long lines at the local big box store when she's got this Kindle eReader in her purse. The glare-free device is bag-sized and lightweight for easy travel, has access to millions of eBooks in the Kindle library, and a battery life that extends weeks instead of just hours.

Treat dad to barista-quality beverages at home with a DeLonghi Espresso Machine. If he needs that Red Eye to get his engine started in the morning, he can make it while frothing milk at the same time in case he changes his mind and wants a latte. The maker uses pods or packed espresso for endless options.

Fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer with a little help from a weighted cooling blanket. Designed to feel like a warm hug at bedtime, which relieves anxiety and soothes a stressful mind, the blankets are available in several colors, and over a dozen sizes and weights.

Christmas morning will be extra festive when dad is pouring Trees Knees Gingerbread Maple Syrup on his pancakes. The organic syrup is made in the Catskill Mountains and is infused with gingerbread spice. Feeling adventurous? It also tastes delightful caramelized on vegetables.

Fill your pop’s heart with love, and his eyes with tears of joy with “Dad, I Wrote A Book About You.” This creative and very thoughtful gift comes full of simple prompts that you will fill with your favorite memories to remind dad of why he’s number one in your book.

Cut down on waste and get the most from your bars of soap with this exfoliating soap saver pouch. Simply load it up with all your soap bits and lather away! The rough surface is also ideal for exfoliating skin and even reducing acne breakouts.

Blast some tunes on the beach with a speaker that doesn't mind if it gets a little wet. JBL's clip-on is an adventurer's best friend. It weighs next to nothing, is totally weatherproof, and connects to any Bluetooth-enabled device to blast tunes for hours on end.

These cookies ain't for Santa, Claus to the left. These milk chocolate covered Oreo cookies are for dad and he'll get a sugar rush just opening the package they come in. Each of the eight cookies is coated completely in a thick layer of chocolate and four are adorned with happy candy snowmen.