37 Unique Christmas Gifts For Your Boyfriend That'll Make Christmas Extra Merry

Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG) is a terrible disease that affects men with EGO (Extremely Grand OpinionOfOneself) and it's HARD. Harder than a stiff morning woodie. This hilarious book is full of prayers, affirmations, and pro tips for dudes with gargantuan dicks to make their way through life.

The power of acupressure is real and you'll be singing about it from the rooftops after shuffling around in these slippers. The nubs in the footbed massage trigger points in your feet that release tension over your whole body and make aches and pains a thing of the past.

Cut down on clutter in your toolbox with the immensely versatile Universal Socket. It features heavy-duty stainless steel construction and boasts a unique design made up of 54 individually spring-actuated steel rods that will instantly conform to any shape.

Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

Fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer with a little help from a weighted cooling blanket. Designed to feel like a warm hug at bedtime, which relieves anxiety and soothes a stressful mind, the blankets are available in several colors, and over a dozen sizes and weights.

Never hurts to throw a little extra meat on the pile at the Yankee swap, and these exotic jerky sticks will go over quite well with all carnivorous attendees. With flavors like alligator, kangaroo, and ostrich, everyone at the party will want to taste test the goods.

This ain't your average fitness watch, you can take this one into caverns, to the tops of mountains, into the water, and into the desert and it won't skip a beat. It's fashionable and functional and has a light, barely-there feel despite its large size that'll appeal to dudes.

Treat your taste buds to a delectable treat from Snoop Dogg’s Cookbook any time the munchies strike! It’s packed with 50 mouth-watering recipes from Tha Doggfather himself, with OG culinary staples like fried bologna sandwiches and baked mac and cheese.

When he has a bad dream he can *console* himself by turning on this clever nightlight. He'll recognize the symbols as the ones from his PlayStation controller, which he may be tempted to play to relieve any additional bad dreams.

Is there a worse place to get attacked than the toilet? Why don't you ask Santa here, who obviously didn't pay attention to Jurrasic Park very well or he wouldn't have gotten himself into this situation.

Stay at the forefront of the fashion game by outfitting your trusty Crocs with a pair of vibrantly colored Croc Nuts. This must-have accessory comes in seventeen stunning color options so that you can match them to virtually any outfit in your closet.

Even if his coffee is the color of beach sand when he's done adding cream and sugar to it, he'll look like a badass drinking it from this Tactical Battle Coffee Mug. Attach the item of your choice to the Picatinny rails on the side and drink up.

It's such a let down when all the cheese from your breakfast sandwich sticks to the wax paper it came in. With the ultimate breakfast sandwich machine, the only thing the cheese sticks to is the bread and the egg and the meat. Its nonstick plates allow for perfect cooking in 4-5 minutes and an even quicker cleanup.

Fill a loved one’s heart with pure joy by gifting them I Wrote A Book About You. This imaginative and heartfelt gift will show your favorite person just why you think they’re so amazing in a fun, witty, and lighthearted manner.

Warn your BF that he better eat this before Santa comes a'flying down the chimney or else he's gonna be out of some delicious treats. There are 54(!) cookies in the tin, an even mix of Chocolate Chip, Chocolate and White Chocolate Chip and Red Velvet Cookies that'll make his mouth water.

True facts: Santa has this beard apron and it saved his marriage to Mrs. Claus. She hasn't had to clean his trimmed beard hair out of the sink since they got it. All it took was a lightweight cloth and two suction cups to stop all the fighting about cleaning up.

Help a man take his beard from lumber-joke to lumberjack with the ultimate beard grooming kit. The gift set includes oils infused with vitamin E for optimal softness, brushes that will gently coax out knots and crumbs from lunch, and trimmers so he can keep it neat.

The Book of Unusual Knowledge will be a welcome addition to the collection of any intellectually curious bookworm. This 704-page page-turner comes packed with a plethora of information on a range of subjects ranging from technology and politics to sports and art.