23 Really Helpful Breakup Gifts That Will Never Give You Up Or Let You Down

Exact revenge in the most glorious way imaginable by bathing your enemy in glitter using the spring loaded glitter bomb. Designed to look like a standard postal package, it comes with a built in spring mechanism that violently shoots glitter everywhere upon opening.

Satisfy your monstrous mac and cheese craving by going to town on this 27-pound bucket of mac and cheese. This massive bucket comes filled with enough of the good stuff to last you for up to 180 servings – making it perfect for your next dinner party.

When the temperature drops and you’re lounging at home, this comfy blanket sweatshirt will be your new best friend. They’re made from a premium fleece and look good enough to wear to any social occasion – no matter how formal.

Get your act together with help from the BestSelf planner and journal notebook. This intelligently designed 13-week goals planner comes with “tried-and-tested templates and tools” that will help you organize, prioritize, and kick procrastination to the curb.

The Cove Anxiety Reducing Headset is a breakthrough in wellness technology, utilizing gentle vibrations to activate key brain areas, reducing stress and enhancing sleep quality. Experience serenity and improved mental health with just 20 mins of daily use.

These plush microwavable slippers were made for lounging around on cold winter days. They’re soft and fluffy and can be placed inside the microwaved and heated to produce a level of comfort that will bring you to ectasy.

Help a heartbroken friend bounce back from a failed relationship quicker than ever with No Breakup Can Break You. It comes loaded with useful information that’ll aid in his recovery process and allow him to move forward with confidence.

With the BodyBoss portable home gym by your side, there’s no excuse for not staying in shape. The simple yet functional design combines a fold up platform, a collapsible bar, wrist/ankle straps, and resistance bands so that you can perform over 300 different exercises.

Don’t stress it if the men aren’t biting, because now you’ll easily be able to grow your very own boyfriend! Just drop this bad boy into the water and this chiseled hunk will grow to six times his original size in just seventy-two hours.

Essential Art Therapy Exercises will help you find your inner peace by dealing with difficult problems through art. It comes loaded with a series of insightful prompts as well as 75 exercises that are designed to help you express yourself and better manage your problems.

Nothing feels better after a long and vicious divorce than celebrating the death of your marriage with an engagement ring coffin. Finely crafted from solid wood, simply put your ring in it, bury it upside down, pee on the grave, and pop a celebratory bottle.

Indulge in some delicious cookie dough without the risk of salmonella poisoning by digging into this gourmet edible cookie dough. This delectable chocolaty chip treat is nut-free, certified Kosher, and comes ready to eat – making it the perfect garnish for any sweet treat.

It might take a few sessions, but you'll really *come* around to the benefits of the Luna personal massager before bedtime. Call this a magic wand because after you use it to get a little action before bed, the endorphins your body releases will nudge you into an amazing snooze.

If the name of Dill Dough isn't enough to put a smile on your face, just give the green goo a squeeze and watch your day turn around. When you've found yourself in a real stressful pickle, undo it all with goo that really does smell like pickles.

You can never go wrong with chocolate and these sweet treats will really impress a girl who has a sweet tooth. The Godiva truffle set contains an assortment of 12 ganache goodies infused with flavors like raspberry, hazelnut, white chocolate, and strawberry that'll drive her tastebuds (and her heart) wild.

Fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer with a little help from a weighted cooling blanket. Designed to feel like a warm hug at bedtime, which relieves anxiety and soothes a stressful mind, the blankets are available in several colors, and over a dozen sizes and weights.

Bask in the natural glow of the moon even if it's the middle of the day. This beautiful lamp mimics the moon's surface and is available in four sizes. It sits on a bamboo rack that only adds to its natural vibes, and can glow bright white or a soothing warm white.

Treat your man to a stunning floral array that can only come from the butcher shop. This beef jerky flower bouquet includes half a dozen short-stemmed, blood-red meat roses. A guy's heart won't stop fluttering when he inhales the earthy aroma, or throws back a pint from the beer glass "vase" the flowers arrive in.