35 Cool Accountant Gifts That They'll Have No Choice But To List As Assets In Their Form 1040

Fast track your way onto everyone’s shit list with these prank million dollar lottery tickets. These tickets look so realistic that your poor and unsuspecting friends and family will never see it coming. It’s the perfect way to take your pranks to the next level.

When the temperature drops and you’re lounging at home, this comfy blanket sweatshirt will be your new best friend. They’re made from a premium fleece and look good enough to wear to any social occasion – no matter how formal.

Maximize your output and stay on top of your day with ruthless efficiency using the High Performance Planner. This highly-detailed planner ideal for TYPE-A personalities will aid with everything from building more effective habits to prioritizing like a boss.

Math class will be your kid's new favorite after playing Prime Club. The game was made for fans of math and will teach help them learn and master concepts like multiplication, division, factorization, and prime numbers. There are an almost infinite number of outcomes so a kid and their pals can play over and over.

Fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer with a little help from a weighted cooling blanket. Designed to feel like a warm hug at bedtime, which relieves anxiety and soothes a stressful mind, the blankets are available in several colors, and over a dozen sizes and weights.

Sometimes the best way to find a little Zen is by blocking out the rest of the world. With these noise-canceling headphones, you can enjoy 40 hours of playtime, comfortable memory foam ear cups, and a reduction of ambient noise by up to 90%.

With several volume settings and three different sound settings, this hi-fi noise machine is your key to getting a deeper more restful sleep. It's a small machine and can be taken with you when you travel so you can get a night of better sleep on the road.

Don't let a forgotten cup of coffee throw a wrench in your winter plans, keep it warm with a smart mug. Ember allows you to program the temp of your beverage with your phone and it keeps it set there for up to 1.5 hours on its own or all day when on its charging coaster.

Her perfectionistic nature means that she can get a little freaked out sometimes. With the Buddha board, she'll have instant relaxation in the form of art. With a few strokes of the brush she can paint away her feelings and then watch the water she painted them with evaporate away, along with her negativity.

Save yourself the copay at the chiropractor and align your spine while you use your computer with the perfect posture strap. When you sit down, the easy-to-use and comfortable strap pulls your hips and back into alignment, which cuts down on fatigue and pain.

The Knodel will make you look more organized even if the rest of your desk is a mess. That means your boss will be impressed. The PU leather mat is available in several neutral colors and doubles as a mousepad and a coaster for your coffee.

People who are known for their ability to kill plants might have to try to kill these ones. They're remarkably hearty and even if you forget to water them, they, like the Bee Gees, are Stayin' Alive. There are several to choose from, and all come pre-potted.

Having too many cables is totally 21st century probs but it's also a legit prob. This cable organizer takes all the mess out of those wires and plugs. It easily affixes to the side or top of your desk and accommodates up to five cables by holding them securely but so tightly they get damaged.

New position, new responsibilities, renewed need for caffeine. Death Wish coffee will get them promoted a second time in record. It's got twice the caffeine as a regular brew which would seemingly make the drinker twice as productive. With notes of cherry and chocolate as part of its flavor profile, it's got a taste that can't be beat, too.

Keep your desktop a little neater with a bookshelf of sorts built for the office. This tiny shelf is about 16"x14"x6" and can be expanded wider or contracted shorter as needed. It can hold books, office supplies, trinkets, photo frames and more and comes in two colors.

Mom will be glowing as brightly as the bride after getting a few nights of beauty sleep with this Bluetooth sleeping mask over her eyes. The soft mask allows her skin to breathe while blocking out all light and playing dulcet tones of her favorite music or white noise as she drifts off.

Once reserved for nerds, the vintage calculator watch is probably cooler than an Apple watch now. Can you spell out 80085 aka BOOBS on a smartwatch? Nope! Your math teacher will wear this until the day they retire. And, it helps for calculating tips on the fly.

Dad's neck and his back are way too prone to crack, and you gotta fix that. With Backpod, you can help dad find and maintain the perfect posture. It'll affect more than his pain levels, he'll feel better in the long run, suffer from fewer headaches, and might even feel a little spring in his step.