The Ultimate List Of 40th Birthday Gift Ideas That'll Make The Big 4-0 The Best B-Day Yet

You've made it through your thirties, aka the time when you figured everything out. Now that you have a plan, put it into action with the BestSelf planner journal. The planner has plenty of space for your appointments, but also empty spots for brainstorming, planning, and reflecting on what you've achieved.

Make your fantasies come true with one of these personalized bobblehead figurines! Each custom bobblehead is masterfully crafted from eco-friendly polymer clay and will feature a similarity rate of over 90%.

Fill a loved one’s heart with pure joy by gifting them I Wrote A Book About You. This imaginative and heartfelt gift will show your favorite person just why you think they’re so amazing in a fun, witty, and lighthearted manner.

When the temperature drops and you’re lounging at home, this comfy blanket sweatshirt will be your new best friend. They’re made from a premium fleece and look good enough to wear to any social occasion – no matter how formal.

These plush microwavable slippers were made for lounging around on cold winter days. They’re soft and fluffy and can be placed inside the microwaved and heated to produce a level of comfort that will bring you to ectasy.

Fast track your way onto everyone’s shit list with these prank million dollar lottery tickets. These tickets look so realistic that your poor and unsuspecting friends and family will never see it coming. It’s the perfect way to take your pranks to the next level.

Pamper your poor overworked feet with every step by slipping into these foot massage sandals. The sandals come littered with dozens of small nodes that are designed to help improve blood circulation as well as relieve aches and pains.

Admit it, when you were a kid, you wished that you got all of the candy in this retro gift box in your stocking. Make someone's sweet dreams come true with the box, which is packed with candy that you used to be able to find on the shelves of stores everywhere.

1981 was a big year, and when you turn 40, you can remember every moment with a little help from this cool time capsule. Enjoy some of the candy while you read over the 1981 yearbook and play the 1981 trivia. When you're done reading and testing your brain, there are 80s toys for you to play with.

If your formative years were in the 80s, you might have been a little young to remember some of the nuanced events that happened at that time. With this Back in the Day book, you can get a full refresher course in vivid color. The book has 40 pages of facts, figures, and fun stuff to tell your friends.

With this lucky feather bracelet on her wrist, a fabulous 40 celebrant will be looking extra fab. The 14K gold-dipped bracelet has 40 beads on it, one to signify each year, and is nickel-free so it won't irritate her skin.

There's another song that never ends and it has nothing to do with the Lambchop television show. This card sings the birthday song from the second it's opened until, well, forever. And if the recipient tries to rip it, it explodes in a cloud of glitter.

Treat your sweetie to the gift of a get together that's a get away. If you're already well acquainted with each other's cities, an AirBnb gift card gives you the flexibility to select a new place to explore and create new memories.

On the eve of your 40th birthday, you'll want to watch Judd Apatow's This is 40. The movie quickly entered comedy legend for a reason, it's a hilarious take on what everyday life is like when you hit that 4-0, for good and for ill, but always for laughs.

Stop opening your own wine bottles, that's a job for the young. You need to get to the wine faster and this electric wine opener will do that for you. The rechargeable device opens wine in a flash and comes with a pourer that can be used as an aerator to give the wine a fuller, richer flavor.

This Lazy Daze hammock will transform your yard or patio into the ultimate relaxation spot. It comes with a built-in hardwood spreader bar, a quilted laying area for increased comfort, and is strong and large enough to easily accommodate two adults.

Bet you didn't know Dr. Seuss didn't just write books for kids! This sweet and hilarious book for the elderly will give the newly-retired man in your life something to laugh about, and something to look forward to.

Treat him to luxury with a toilet attachment which means he never has to mistreat his butthole with toilet paper again. He can choose the water pressure and direction with this attachment, which gets his butt cleaner than one-ply paper ever could.