37 Extremely Weird Amazon Products That Make No Sense And All the Sense

Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.

Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.

Bring the gloriously odd breed of shoppers known as The People of Walmart to life with your artistic skills. This adult themed coloring book contains page after page of the wonderfully weird shoppers you’re likely to encounter at the land of Walmart.

It’s a scientifically proven fact that bubble butts provide the best neck and back support – which is why you owe it to yourself to rest your tired and lonely head on one of these life size natural latex butt shaped pillows. The Buttress pillow is comfy, firm, and comes in many colors.

Watch your schnoz put on a first-rate redneck symphony with the Bocarina nose flute. This sophisticated and highly portable instrument is made from durable dishwasher-safe plastic and comes in four alluring color options.

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

Keep it stylish and casual in these spectacular fish sandals. They’re crafted from a soft and comfortable PVC material and boast handmade fish printing. No matter what the occasion, these bold sandals are guaranteed to wow.

Take your tastebuds for a walk on the wild side with this exotic meats beef jerky variety pack. Each delectable jerky stick comes individually packed so that you can indulge in animals like alligator, antelope, elk, ostrich, wild boar, and even kangaroo when the mood strikes.

The bending cat paw is the immensely entertaining toy that every cat person needs in their life. This fun and furry cat paw will instantly bend forward in a playful manner at your command, while also emitting one of two cute cat sounds for added fun.

Take your love of Mexican food to new heights by wrapping yourself up in this tasty looking giant tortilla blanket. It measures 59-inches across and is made from ultra soft microfiber and flannel for utmost comfort while you’re lounging around.

This buttocks training clip will give you the firm thighs and booty of your dreams without spending hours at the gym. It’s ergonomically designed for your pelvic region and will enhance your hip shape and legs in just two short 5-minute a day workouts.

The FartVac sucks up and filters farts. No more holding in something as natural as breathing, now you can fart proudly and minimize the stench for those around you with the FartVac! It’s the modern invention you never knew existed, but can’t live without!

Give your home that something special it’s been missing with this Hatch Your Own Spiders Terrarium. The terrarium comes with a spider net, some antivenom, and features a large opening so the tiny arachnids can roam around freely in their new home.

Satisfy your monstrous mac and cheese craving by going to town on this 27-pound bucket of mac and cheese. This massive bucket comes filled with enough of the good stuff to last you for up to 180 servings – making it perfect for your next dinner party.

This self sustaining ecosphere is like owning your very own tiny world. The ecosphere is a balance of water, air, and life. The technology for this self sustaining ecosphere was developed by NASA scientists in an attempt to study our own planet’s biosphere.

Fall in love with your favorite fast food staple all over again by satisfying your craving with a tube of cheeseburger paste. It was specially created for astronauts in the 70s and is just the thing for the adventurous foodie.

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!