66 Kick-Ass UFC Gifts That Are A 1-Hit KO!

Turn office rage into cardio with the Desktop Punching Bag. Perfect for email-ignoring coworkers, passive-aggressive memos, or printer jams from hell. Suction-cupped to your desk, it pops right back up – unlike your patience.

Give everyone at the local park a glimpse of your fighting prowess by strapping this portable punching bag on the a tree and having at it. It’s made from a very durable PU leather with an EVA rubber filling to protect the tree from your lethal blows.

Give your punches the explosive power needed to KO your opponent by training with a pair of high speed punch simulators. They’ll aide boxers in giving their punches speed and power to take their fighting and technique to a brand new level.

Get your laundry organized while also working on that devastating right hook of yours with the punching bag laundry bag. Capable of holding even a heavyweight’s dirty laundry, this clever bag is a surefire way to get in shape while you do your mundane chores.

Torture your kid's teacher on the first day of school by sending them to school with the punching poop turd pen. It's more than a toy they can use to tap their friends with playful bonks, it makes fart sounds when you push the button on the back.

Wear the official uniform of fight night with an officially licensed hoodie that looks like the sort heroes of MMA wear. The Venum Men's hoodie has a regular fit that looks good on all body types, not just fighters.

Enter the octagon or trudge to the mailbox early in the morning wearing the same slides! Favored by UFC fighters, these non-skid, lightweight, super-comfy slides should replace the tired ones you've had since college.

Once upon a time, the UFC was close to being KOed but a personal trainer and two casino heirs changed the game. Heralded as "propulsive and wildly engaging," this is the incredible story of the transformation of a dying brand to a multibillion-dollar enterprise - worth more than the New York Yankees - with its arms raised in victory.

Make a statement at the office, a statement that no one should trifle with you, a statement that you worked hard for these abs and you want to show them off, with this UFC-style boxing robe. As a Halloween costume or something to wear every day to feel like a champ, the black and gold robe is a winning choice.

Train like a fighter with a human-sized action training system that won't hit you back. The UFC body action system is fully adjustable to the height of different MMA fighters and has kicking and punching pads that are meant to take a beating.

Join the crew on the next Fight Night and make sure you're wearing the proper uniform with this We Are All Fighters shirt. Officially licensed by the UFC, the black and gold shirt is a kickass way to show off your fandom.

Train like the UFC fighters you see on TV by using your TV! This 12-week training program arrives on a set of 12 DVDs. You'll learn the moves and develop a routine that'll take your body from squishy to agile, powerful, and strong. It's great for beginners to fitness as well as experienced athletes.

This book will transform your body and your mindset. Do the exercises inside, commit to the plan, and do your best and you'll build your strength, stamina, power, and speed. It's designed for aspiring MMA fighters by experts in the sport and makes having an MMA-quality body an achievable goal.

It doesn't matter if you're a kid or not, there's no such thing as enough stickers. If you're stuck on UFC these stickers need to be stuck on everything you own. There are 50 in the pack and they're all vinyl, meaning they're waterproof, and will stay adhered to anything.

One funny headband is all it takes to improve your agility, sparring accuracy, and speed! Be the MMA fighter you've dreamed of being with this unique at-home system, which comes with 4 different balls of different weights and densities to challenge your senses and mental game.

Take your stuff to the gym...on the other side of the country! This UFC Duffel bag is a weekender so it's ideal for traveling. The nylon bag is water-resistant and has pockets both inside and out to help you organize your fight gear. The shoulder strap is detachable, which makes it easier to use as a weight on arm day.

This is the UFC replica belt to end all UFC replica belts. It's got a faux leather belt piece, zinc alloy casts, and brass snaps. It's gold-plated and has synthetic acrylic stones that surround the cast WORLD CHAMPION UFC words in the center.

During your next at-home MMA fight with the guys, make sure you've got a ref in the ring who knows his stuff with this action figure. The hilariously interactive figure shouts out five different sayings when you squeeze his legs together, counts to 3 to declare a winner like a real ref, and is 7" of awesomeness.