44 Fantastic Spongebob Gifts That Even Mr. Krabs Would Spend His First Dollar On

Next time your coworker comes by and spills some serious tea, you don't have to respond right away, take your time to gather your thoughts and reply simply with this figurine. Surprised Patrick says it all without saying anything at all.

Wanna know what's really funnier than 24? Throwing down a draw 4 when your pal thinks they're about to get an Uno! Ruin their day with a set of the classic cards that feature favorite Spongebob memes.

Add some whimsy to movie night by using this SpongeBob popcorn popper for your snacking needs. This cute little SpongeBob comes with a non-stick heating plate and is large enough to make 6 cups of fresh popcorn per batch.

Build your own Bikini Bottom with a playset made for kids (that adults can totally enjoy, too). With this Play-Doh set, you can make Spongebob's house and some jellyfish. SpongeBob and Patrick are included as figurines for added fun!

Be glad that this Spongebob mug isn't absorbent and porous, that would kind of ruin your cup of coffee. What he is, though, is ceramic and pretty darn cute, so you can take your coffee sunny side up.

What has Patrick so surprised — Have they stopped selling those delectable Krabby Patties? The surprised Patrick shirt portrays our favorite starfish with an expression of awe so outlandishly funny it’ll crack up anyone around whether they’re Spongebob fans or not.

Who lives in a pineapple-shaped Spongebob aquarium ornament? Your goldfish, that’s who. Give your aquarium the same flair as Bikini Bottom with a new residence for your fishy friend. Make it extra dorky by adding in a mini-Spongebob or Patrick.

Make the whole office jealous by showing off a pair of the happiest socks on Earth! This three-pack of socks in a happy box. Each pair features Spongebob is some zany situation and will make you the talk of the entire meeting.

At this Krusty Krab, you don't have to place an order, all you have to do is open the side and reach in...kinda like what happens in the show anyway. Enjoy your lunch with some under the sea flair in this easy to clean PU leather bag that looks exactly like the famous restaurant.

Throw a party the likes of which the jellyfish haven't even seen with this mini speaker. It's small but it's LOUD and can keep your party going for up to 4 hours on one charge. Need things to be louder? He can pair with another speaker to pump up the jams.

Play a game of musical burps and enjoy a night full of ridiculous fun and games with your buddies with Burping Spongebob. Pass him like a hot potato, he could stop the tropical music he plays and explode at any time.

If you've ever wondered what Spongebob would look like with hair (and not just that do he rocked at Pearl's Prom), find out with a Chia Pet! It's simple to grow and the end product is amusing and easy to take care of.

We're sorry to have to tell you that only tough fish are allowed to wear this shirt. Don't get anywhere near Goo Lagoon or The Salty Spitoon if you're a weenie. If you're not a weenie, feel free to wear this extra soft shirt and enjoy every second of it.

F is for the friendship that Spongebob and Plankton share for a total of one half an episode before Plankton went back to U being for Uranium...Bombs. Immortalize the 30 seconds they were BFFs with this creative Funko pop that your sad desk is begging for.

To really call yourself a Spongebob fan, you have to live the Sponge life. Moving into a pineapple and getting an oversized pet snail might be kinda hard and kinda weird, so wearing a Spongebob blanket with sleeves is the next best thing. Plus it's warm and cozy.

Bath time is the best time ever when you get to enjoy it with Spongebob and friends! These fizzie bath bombs take the fun to the next level. First, they turn the bath water a fun color and make it smell really good. Then, after the water drains, a fun Spongebob-themed figurine is left.

Spongebob doesn't have his driver's license, but you do when you're at the controller of this Krabby Patty RC car! Have a blast dashing him across the floor in the little vehicle. Just be careful that Mr. Krabs doesn't mistake it for Plankton trying to steal a patty!

Rest your head on a pillow so plush, not even a foghorn alarm clock would be able to rouse you from your slumber. This adorable plush recreation of your best sponge pal is a great place to take nap or a great way to protect against creatures of the deep that live under the bed.