37 Foolproof Secret Santa Gifts That Everyone Will Wish You Drew Their Name For

Need something to tell your mother when she asks why you're having your fourth glass of wine at the family holiday party? Don't tell her it's because she asked why you're single again, just give her one of the stock lines from these novelty wine bottle stoppers. They're for more than keeping wine fresh and from spilling.

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

The D-O-double G is here to help your buddy learn how to C-double O-K with his very own cookbook. The book is filled with the Dogg's favorite. From post-munchie snacks like Frito BBQ twists to high-end food with a twist like Lobster Thermidor, everyone can find something they like in this book.

Before heading down to check out what Santa brought on Christmas morning, your Secret Santa will be slipping on these socks. The cozy winter slipper socks are sherpa lined for an extra-fluffy wearing experience, are available in 75 different patterns, and have non-skid rubber on the soles.

Stay at the forefront of the fashion game by outfitting your trusty Crocs with a pair of vibrantly colored Croc Nuts. This must-have accessory comes in seventeen stunning color options so that you can match them to virtually any outfit in your closet.

The Book of Unusual Knowledge will be a welcome addition to the collection of any intellectually curious bookworm. This 704-page page-turner comes packed with a plethora of information on a range of subjects ranging from technology and politics to sports and art.

Get your act together with help from the BestSelf planner and journal notebook. This intelligently designed 13-week goals planner comes with “tried-and-tested templates and tools” that will help you organize, prioritize, and kick procrastination to the curb.

Even the person that thinks they know everything will get schooled with ...I Should Have Known That. The hilarious party game presents players with over 400 questions they should know the answer to, but may never have thought to learn like, "How do you say Japan in Japanese?" You should know that.

Happy Hour becomes Elated Evening when you're making craft cocktails with this set of bitters. The five-bottle set features citrus, smoked chili, aromatic, orange, and ginger bitters that will make any Manhattan or bitters-centric cocktail next level.

Fill a loved one’s heart with pure joy by gifting them I Wrote A Book About You. This imaginative and heartfelt gift will show your favorite person just why you think they’re so amazing in a fun, witty, and lighthearted manner.

The power of acupressure is real and you'll be singing about it from the rooftops after shuffling around in these slippers. The nubs in the footbed massage trigger points in your feet that release tension over your whole body and make aches and pains a thing of the past.

Once you pop the fun don't stop with this Microwave Micro-Pop Popcorn Popper. The popper holds 3 quarts of popcorn or is available in a mini 1.5 quart size. As long as your secret Santa promises not to use it at the office, it makes a perfect gift.

What stylish gearhead wouldn’t love accenting their look with this charging cable bracelet? This fabulous addition to your everyday carry and modern-day essential will ensure that you always have a handy cable so that you can charge your devices with ease.

If you like Cards Against Humanity and clever wordplay, you’ll go nuts for the Punderdome card game. After drawing 2 prompt cards like “colors” and “minor injuries”, players will have 90 seconds to come up with as many dad-joke worthy puns as possible.

Steer clear of artificial sweeteners and preservatives by improving your water’s taste the natural way with this fruit infuser water bottle. This leak-proof 24-ounce capacity bottle comes with a removable infuser that you can fill with your favorite fruity ingredients.

Never hurts to throw a little extra meat on the pile at the Yankee swap, and these exotic jerky sticks will go over quite well with all carnivorous attendees. With flavors like alligator, kangaroo, and ostrich, everyone at the party will want to taste test the goods.

Making cold brew is a surprisingly involved process...unless you have the HyperChiller. It requires zero electricity to work and will take a cup of piping hot coffee to subzero temps in just a few minutes. And it does it all without affecting the flavor.

You gotta stop the party early on Christmas so Santa has time to come by and put the presents under the tree. Stop up your wine with this rubber chicken and the laughter will make visions of sugar hens dance in your head.