55 Ridiculously Manly Gifts Perfect For The Testerone-oozing Manly Man

Avoid dropping screws, bolts, and nails during your next home improvement project by strapping on the magnetic wristband. It attaches to either your wrist or belt buckle and features a small magnetic surface that keeps all metallic parts close at hand.

Ditch your headphones and enjoy your tunes in style by listening to them on the Bose open-ear audio and AR sunglasses. These stylish high-tech shades come with built-in Bose speakers that’ll produce rich, immersive sound without broadcasting it to others nearby.

Do movie night at home right by watching your favorite flicks from the comfort of this home theater leather sofa. This incredibly comfy sofa is loaded with features like adjustable headrests, adjustable lumbar support, a pull-down table, and even a wireless charger.

This 19-in-1 pistol multitool should be in every gun owner’s toolbox. This extremely versatile tool comes loaded with every tool you could possibly need to take down, build up, adjust, and maintain all of your firearms.

The line between assault rifles and cross bows just got blurrier thanks to the Crosman Airbow. This 8 shot air bow fires fully sized arrows out of a rifle style gun at speeds of 425 FPS and can be easily operated using just 2 fingers.

Whether you want to hone your aim or are looking for a handy self-defense weapon, this ballistic dart launcher is just what you want. It is crafted from a solid piece of 440C stainless steel and is capable of quickly and quietly firing the slim darts as far away as thirty feet.

Punish your anus and permanently stain your bed sheets by bravely sprinkling in some “Shit The Bed” hot sauce onto your meals. It’s loaded with Scorpion chillies – the 3rd hottest chili in the world – along with a blend of varied herbs and spices.

Keep your glorious manly mane looking on point with the Arkham premium beard straightener. The beard straightener utilizes ion technology and MCH dual ceramic plates to efficiently straighten out those scraggly hairs.

Cut down on clutter in your toolbox with the immensely versatile Universal Socket. It features heavy-duty stainless steel construction and boasts a unique design made up of 54 individually spring-actuated steel rods that will instantly conform to any shape.

Avoid having to put down your stogie every time you want to wet your whistle by drinking out of this cigar holding glass. This home bar must-have is ergonomically designed to securely hold your favorite cigar in place.

What better way to top off a fine meal than with these scotch infused toothpicks? Crafted from sustainably forested wood, each toothpick is soaked in a premium barrel-aged Islay single malt that will provide a distinctively smoky flavor with hints of peat and caramel.

Get an added dose of testosterone in the mornings by scrubbing your manly body clean using this big ass brick of soap. Designed to meet the standards of hard working men, it comes with steel cut grains for added grip and features a fresh scent with a hint of grass.

Bring a touch of sophistication to your man cave by storing your hooch inside this sixteenth century globe bar. The hollowed out inside of this 22″ diameter globe comes hand painted with lovely frescos while the exterior displays an antique 16th century nautical map.

If you're going to survive the zombie apocalypse, you need to make sure you have the right equipment. Inside this emergency outdoor set, you'll find a knife, saw, multi-tool, flashlight, and so much more it will help you beat zombies and build a shelter.

This cocktail smoker is the kind of thing that you didn't think existed for your home bar, but you'll be very glad that it does. Infuse your whiskey and bourbon drinks with even more smoky and oaky flavors by using the kit, which includes a smoking gun and wood to fire.

Swipe this rock over your grill's grates and you will be in awe over how clean they are. The stone is made of all-natural ingredients that won't leave harmful residue on your grill or damage it and is much more effective than wire or steel brushes.

Skip the gym membership and the massive rack of weights at home, all you need are Bowflex's genius adjustable dumbbells. They're perfect for beginners and muscleheads with a weight that adjusts from 5lbs to 52.5lbs in 2.5lb increments.

Even if his coffee is the color of beach sand when he's done adding cream and sugar to it, he'll look like a badass drinking it from this Tactical Battle Coffee Mug. Attach the item of your choice to the Picatinny rails on the side and drink up.