33 Exceptionally Cheap Gifts That Prove The Price Tag Doesn't Equal the Awesomeness

Cut down on clutter in your toolbox with the immensely versatile Universal Socket. It features heavy-duty stainless steel construction and boasts a unique design made up of 54 individually spring-actuated steel rods that will instantly conform to any shape.

If you want to permanently and completely disable a door lock, the Killer Key is how you do it. The clever design makes it so that once the key is inserted into the lock of your choice, it can never again be removed, thereby permanently disabling the lock.

This oversized holiday classic delivers serious peppermint cheer. At roughly 18 inches long and tipping the scales at over two 2,000 calories, this giant candy cane turns stockings, gifts, and dessert tables into sweet, stripey seasonal spectacles!

Meet The Pooping Elf will become your new favorite holiday potty humor pal. Press his arm, and out plops tasty “elf poop” jelly beans from his magical behind. Twist off his head to reload the fun. Gross? Yes. Hilarious? Absolutely.

The cheese printer is the useful gadget that makes adding a nutritious component to fond memories as easy as one-two-brie! Now you’ll be able to conveniently transfer any digital image on your smartphone directly to a savory slice of your favorite cheese.

Be prepared for anything the world throws your way with the tactical self defense pen in your pocket. Apart from its patented waterproof ink, the pen features a glass breaker, handcuff key, and even a self defense tool that collects an attacker’s DNA sample.

This hydrating mask is like the icing on the cake when it comes to skincare, almost literally. It smells like vanilla frosting, which is pretty awesome and is infused with hyaluronic acid and squalene, two compounds that soften and nourish skin.

Fill a loved one’s heart with pure joy by gifting them I Wrote A Book About You. This imaginative and heartfelt gift will show your favorite person just why you think they’re so amazing in a fun, witty, and lighthearted manner.

There’s no greater way to throw away your hard earned cash than on the useless box. This completely useless box features a sleek black frame and switch that when flicked prompts a small metallic finger to come out and switch it back off – that’s literally all it does.

Get game night hot and heavy by gathering together with your lover for a night of rousing erotic fun courtesy of this Sex Snap naughty card game. It’s an X-Rated version of the game Snap that is guaranteed to thrill every player in the room.

Quit wasting your time with cheap unreliable plastic pens and upgrade to the brass hex bolt pen. This quality writing instrument comes with refillable ink cartridges and sports a sleek, balanced, and damn near unbreakable CNC machined brass body.

Pamper your hands, feet, lips, and face with Burt's Bees Essentials Set. The stocking stuffer-sized 5-pack contains balms, salves, and creams that hydrate and delight the skin. They're made from all-natural ingredients and are in TSA-friendly containers, take them with you on your next trip.

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

We're coming up on almost twenty years since Pluto's planethood was revoked but we'll never forget. The petite planet just beyond Uranus (or your mom's anus depending on what grade of middle school you were in when Pluto got canceled) will live on in our hearts and on this shirt forever.

Mylar isn't just for balloons at kid's parties, it's for saving lives, too! With this tent in his backpack or workbag, he'll be ready for any and all situations. In an emergency it helps to preserve 90% of body heat, is totally waterproof, and comes with a cord to set up between two tress.

Spark up in a more eco-friendly manner with the Tesla coil arc lighter. Instead of producing a flame, it utilizes intense heat to light up your cigarette and can conveniently by recharged at any outlet via the built-in USB slot located at the bottom of this sleek lighter.

Quit wasting your money on cheap lighters and spark up in style using this quad flame butane torch cigar lighter. This windproof lighter features a metallic and plastic exterior, a fold out cigar cutter, and a 3-sided viewing window that let’s you know when it’s time to refill.

A big appetite demands a proper utensil that won’t bend under the weight of a hearty meal – enter the man fork! This fork on steroids comes with six tines compared to the standard four so that you can scoop up twice as much food.