27 Sensational Gifts For English Teachers That'll Get You Extra Credit

Gather your crew and unleash groan-worthy genius with Pun Intended, the ultimate dad-joke card game. Compete for the title of pun master while sharing laughs and fresh material. Side-splitting fun guaranteed – your jokes might even earn applause (or groans)!

Fill a loved one’s heart with pure joy by gifting them I Wrote A Book About You. This imaginative and heartfelt gift will show your favorite person just why you think they’re so amazing in a fun, witty, and lighthearted manner.

Discover lost words and traditions with the Forgotten English Daily Calendar. Featuring archaic vocabulary, obscure holidays, and historical trivia, it’s a fascinating alternative to word-of-the-day offerings, perfect for enthusiasts intrigued by the quirks of English history.

Defeat your insomnia once and for all by enjoying a nice deep sleep aided by these Bluetooth sleeping eye mask headphones. They provide true HD high fidelity sound so that you can comfortably drift off with a pleasant soundtrack of your choosing.

A wise man once said, "food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate" and when it comes to candy and chocolate, that wise guy was extra wise. This basket is full of chocolate, caramel, popcorn, pretzels, and more that'll delight an English teacher's taste buds.

Half the reason a teacher is on her feet when the kids show up to school is that she's juiced to the gills with coffee. Keep her caffeine levels sky high by treating her to a gift card from her favorite coffee shop.

Teachers can spit in the eye of censorship (rightfully so!) with a pair of socks that celebrate banned books. These crew-length socks are mismatched one is woven with a bunch of banned books and the other contains the same list, but with the books crossed off.

Put insomnia to bed once and for all with the Chill Pill. This compact sleep aid device utilizes electrotherapy stimulation to safely quiet the mind and relax the body so that you can naturally drift off and catch some Zs without resorting to actual ingestible pills.

Treat thy cuts and bruises with a dash of 16th century wit by covering them up using these Shakespearean Insult Bandages. Each one is adorned with an image of the famous playwright along with one of fifteen insults from his iconic plays.

Don't let a forgotten cup of coffee throw a wrench in your winter plans, keep it warm with a smart mug. Ember allows you to program the temp of your beverage with your phone and it keeps it set there for up to 1.5 hours on its own or all day when on its charging coaster.

Encourage conversation instead of making students write an essay that they probably don't have time to pay attention to with a set of nonfiction comprehension cubes. There are six cubes in the pack, each with a question on each side designed to challenge a student's understanding of what they've read.

A mega pack of stickers is an ideal gift for any teacher because they're so versatile. This pack is no expectation, with plenty of fun imagery, a 100% waterproof finish, and a relatively large size (2"). Use them for classroom decoration or decoration of personal items like water bottles or laptops.

Having some magnetic poetry around is a great way to help students and teachers flex a little creativity. When they're bored, kids can sidle up to the 300-word box and have some fun with words. Whiteboards are magnetic, so the words of poetry can be used easily in the classroom.

Since writing “WTF?!” on a student’s paper is generally frowned upon, leaving a big, red stamp that says “Really?!” is the next best thing. With this self-inking stamp on their desk, they don’t even have to write the passive-aggressive message.

Writers appreciate subtlety and they'll respect the gift of a cookbook that subtly suggests they have more than ramen for dinner. Each recipe is inspired by or featured in a treasured work of literature.

Taurus can be a little self-indulgent and while this trait is sometimes regarded as toxic, what's so wrong with a little self-care? This heated foot massager will melt away some of her bull-headedness and put some spring in her ambitious steps.

The pun on this tie is the kind that makes eyes roll and elicits groans louder than the school bell. And that's why it's so wonderful. When it rains it Poes, did the Raven quoth that? Our telltale heart is informing us this is a must-have for any English teacher.

Have you ever met a professor that didn’t have a pile of books taller than a horse? Well, they can never have too many and with this poster on their wall, they have an excuse to buy more. From classics to contemporary wonders, and books spanning all genres, this scratch off poster is as much art as it is inspiration.