33 Promotion-Worthy Gifts For Co-Workers That Everyone Will Secretly Want Themselves

Turn office rage into cardio with the Desktop Punching Bag. Perfect for email-ignoring coworkers, passive-aggressive memos, or printer jams from hell. Suction-cupped to your desk, it pops right back up – unlike your patience.

Get your act together with help from the BestSelf planner and journal notebook. This intelligently designed 13-week goals planner comes with “tried-and-tested templates and tools” that will help you organize, prioritize, and kick procrastination to the curb.

Wake up the natural way with an alarm clock that simulates the sunrise. In the winter especially, this clock can be the key to a more healthy, more relaxing wake-up. For deep sleepers, there is a noise alarm function available to help rouse them from their slumber.

They say sitting all day long is the silent killer of the modern man. With an electric motorized sit-stand desk though you'll be able to cycle throughout the day between sitting and standing to achieve better bloodflow and fight off sleepyness.

Taking a deuce at the workplace is an art form – and the “How to Poo at Work” book will teach you the time honored traditions of this ancient practice so you can poop while on the clock. You’ll learn everything from which stall to use and avoiding awkward encounters.

Make life in the cubicle a little more bearable with this snarky coloring book for adults. The #OfficeLife coloring book is perfect for everyone from road warriors to regional managers, allowing you to relieve stress and you fill in the pages with color.

Help your co-workers stop lunch food theft with these zippered sandwich bags that give the appearance your delicious lunch time meals are rotten and infested with icky bugs! Take that Karen!

There's nothing better after a long workday than a nice hot soak with some bubbles and wine. So upgrade your bathtub game with SipCaddy's portable suction cupholder for wine (and beer)!

Fact: it's impossible to survive college without coffee. This mini Keurig will fit easily in a dorm room and will serve up the perfect cup every morning. And afternoon. And night.

There's no better way to show your favorite coworker how you feel and make them smile that with this cutesy little coffee mug. It's microwave save and comes already wrapped for it's gift recipient too!

When the temperature drops and you’re lounging at home, this comfy blanket sweatshirt will be your new best friend. They’re made from a premium fleece and look good enough to wear to any social occasion – no matter how formal.

Take lounging around the house to new levels of comfort and snuggliness by slipping into a pair of Freejays. These sweatpants with feet will keep you all nice and toasty on those extra cold days when just a pair of socks just won’t cut it.

Vanquish boredom during the workday with the deformable fidget pen in your pocket. The design of this unique writing utensil and fidget toy allows you to take it apart and put it back together any way that you see fit, your imagination’s the limit.

Improve your life in 365 small ways with the Life Hacks day-to-day calendar. The tips are so good you might be tempted to pull off a handful at once and jump into the future, but resist the urge and live in the moment (that's a free piece of advice).

They've had enough coffee the color and consistency of motor oil to last them a life time. Now that they've got time to enjoy life, they should drink coffee they can enjoy drinking. With a Nespresso Vertuo, they can make fancy espressos from pre-filled capsules and top with delicious foamed milk.

Give your employees a fun alternative to tear off desk calendars with one that can pop. It adds a layer of childlike fun to counting down days til vacation or toward the dreaded EOQ.

Maybe you just got your first entry-level position, maybe you're sitting in the C-suite, it doesn't matter who you are, you're counting down until you don't have to come to work every day. This clock measures how long it'll be 'til that glorious day you turn 65 down to the second.

Just because you're stuck at a desk all day doesn't give you an excuse to be lazy. The Cubii Jr. is a seated under-desk elliptical machine that lets you get fit while you sit, helping bloodflow with low impact exercise of up to 8 levels of resistance.