33 Awesome Gifts For 13 Year Old Boys That Don't Suck

One way to get kids interested in literature and less likely to use 4-letter words is to arm them with a set of insults that sound like something Buddy the Elf would use. Ok, so maybe Shakespeare wasn't calling people a cotton-headed-ninnymuggins, but any of these witty insults that don't sound that offensive will work in its place.

Never hurts to throw a little extra meat on the pile at the Yankee swap, and these exotic jerky sticks will go over quite well with all carnivorous attendees. With flavors like alligator, kangaroo, and ostrich, everyone at the party will want to taste test the goods.

Take a few nights off from cooking when you treat him to this cookbook, which is full of teen-friendly, mom-approved recipes. There are 100 recipes to try, each with easy-to-follow instructions, healthy ingredients, and mouthwatering flavors that'll make him leave picky eating habits behind.

This game is kid-tested and (believe it or not) parent-approved. It's packed with good, clean, fun dirty jokes about things like farts that are guaranteed to make a kid giggle and help families celebrate what makes kids the amazingly cheery people they are.

Pictionary has gotten a serious and silly upgrade with The Upside Down Challenge. It's fun for teens and the whole family, and when you break it out on game night, the laughter will be endless. What can you do with your vision turned upside down? Find out when it's your turn.

Unleash endless amusement with this egg laying chicken keychain! Watch jaws drop as this hilarious fowl lays its tiny eggs wherever you go. A pocket-sized prankster, perfect for gifting a daily dose of laughter. Egg-citingly entertaining for all ages!

Don't tell him that this game will be responsible for making him the best beer-pong player on the college circuit. It will, though, and he'll hone his hand-eye coordination skills, his strategy, and see just how lucky of a guy he is, you don't win Bounce Battle on skill alone.

Declare an all-out war on dryness by soaking everyone in sight with this army tank pool float. Styled like a pint-size tank, it’s made from ultra-durable vinyl and comes with a working cannon that will shoot a stream of water up to fifty feet away.

Apple is stepping up their funny looking earbud game with the Airpods Pro. They feature active noise cancellation, transparency mode for clear hearing of your surroundings, can be charged wirelessly, it’s sweat-resistant, and features “Hey Siri” integration.

Lower stress levels and anxiety in a creative way by putting vanquishing your boredom with this fidget dodecagon toy. Each side of this peculiar looking fidget toy comes with a different toy that’ll entertain and keep you fidgety hands occupied for hours on end.

Making an afterschool snack is a breeze when all he needs to do is pour some kernels into this silicone cauldron and toss them in the microwave. It really is as simple as that, and it's even easier to clean and store.

Ensure you always hit your mark by shooting with this laser assisted hunting bow and slingshot. Built with a sturdy stainless steel frame, this compact and versatile weapon comes with a laser pointer for improved accuracy, and can shoot both pellets and arrows.

Get in the loop with Pindaloo. Pindaloo is super simple to learn, yet hard to perfectly master. Discover and master hundreds of tricks, while unleashing your creativity and creating your own. Will you take the challenge of Pindaloo?

Blast some tunes on the beach with a speaker that doesn't mind if it gets a little wet. JBL's clip-on is an adventurer's best friend. It weighs next to nothing, is totally weatherproof, and connects to any Bluetooth-enabled device to blast tunes for hours on end.

He can't stop talking about Marvel or DC, now he can make his own superheroes and send them on his own adventures. This blank book has the wacky trapezoids he's accustomed to in his fave comic books and instructions to help him draw them.

A kid his age needs a cool pair of sandals that'll carry him through any situation. These Adidas slides have been a staple of many a teenager, and are supportive and comfortable while being crazy cool. They're great for after sports practice or wearing in the shower after gym class.

Embracing his artsy side is extra fun when it's extradimensional. With this 3D printer pen in hand, it'll be easy for him to draw and build his wildest ideas all with one swipe. The pen superheats his choice of 3 colors of ABS filament that when cooled, is basically unbreakable.

The lights can go down and the game can keep going with GlowCity's innovative basketball. The LED-enabled ball reacts to touch to ensure the battery never runs out during play and glows a bright orange for ease of visibility.