35 Unbelievable Gag Gifts For Women That Will Make Her Laugh Til She Cries

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

This Cooking With Semen joke notebook is guaranteed to create loads of laughter at any gift exchange. Disguised as a risqué cooking book packed with “100 delicious recipes” this gag notebook will make the ideal gift for your favorite chef with a sense of humor.

From the online mischief maker that gave us the “knock knock hijack” and “hotel graffiti” comes But….You’re A Horse romance novel. A varied collections of gags, anecdotes, and pranks that have nothing whatsoever to do with the cover.

Bring the gloriously odd breed of shoppers known as The People of Walmart to life with your artistic skills. This adult themed coloring book contains page after page of the wonderfully weird shoppers you’re likely to encounter at the land of Walmart.

Whether you’re in need of dating advice or looking for helpful pet tips, Friends Guide to Adulting has you covered. No matter what issue you need help with, open up the book and Ross, Monica, Rachel Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey will be there for you.

Condolences to her boyfriend, his morning wood has got nothing in the penises featured in Nature's Dick Pics. The surprisingly safe-for-work calendar features a whole year's worth of some of the world's most phallic landmarks. It's 365 days of amusement.

She's been telling you she's been looking for a very special piece of lingerie for a while, why not pick out one of the biggest, baddest, most bountiful pieces out there? These oversized granny panties will make her cackle like the old lady who they were designed for.

Settle the score like the mature adult you are by anonymously sending your enemies a bag of edible dicks. Simply provide the shipping address of your boss, an ex-lover, or anyone who has ever wronged you – and the courier will take care of the rest.

Take lounging around the house to new levels of comfort and snuggliness by slipping into a pair of Freejays. These sweatpants with feet will keep you all nice and toasty on those extra cold days when just a pair of socks just won’t cut it.

Exact revenge in the most glorious way imaginable by bathing your enemy in glitter using the spring loaded glitter bomb. Designed to look like a standard postal package, it comes with a built in spring mechanism that violently shoots glitter everywhere upon opening.

Turn your skinny legs into your body’s most attractive feature by walking out in these chicken leg socks. These highly fashionable knee high socks are made to provide all day comfort and make the perfect gift for the free-spirited fashion forward person in your life.

This book has the mouth of a sailor but it's a surprisingly excellent place to find some calm. The pretty pictures are accompanied by some surprisingly floral language that'll have you cackling as you shade them in.

This glass doesn’t have a lengthy, delicate stem but you still shouldn’t have any problem wrapping your hands around its monstrous girth and sucking down every ounce of liquid inside it. This wine glass will make you wanna guzzle wine as quickly as you can.

Adulting is hard, also, it kinda sucks. Make it easier on yourself by mixing in a little instant gratification to your chores. There are over 100 removable stickers in the pack that you can use over and over again to make yourself feel better.

Get your snuggles in sans snores with the boyfriend pillow. Nestle in right under his arm and hold him close, once your eyes are closed it'll feel like he's right there with you. Next time you see him, steal a shirt and bring it home to put on the pillow to make the experience even more authentic.

There are going to be mornings that she feels like a real Unt but after drinking some coffee from this mug, she'll feel a lot better. The handcrafted ceramic piece holds enough coffee that one whole mug should get her in a better mood.

What's so wrong with having 6 cats anyway? It's not like having cats is something that women ever turn into their entire personalities. Have fun reenacting scenes from your future life with this action figure. Just be sure to put it away if some guy does swipe right on you.

Since screaming the sentiment on the front of this coloring book is not exactly what you'd call productive while driving, get those negative feelings out by shading in the sweary patterns on his pages. Grab all the colored pencils and a glass of wine and get ready for a relaxing evening.