33 Ridiculously Funny Valentine's Gifts That'll Make Anyone Laugh Their Butt Off
Updated: Mar 29, 2026
Sharing a good laugh helps keep couples together, and adding these hilarious presents to your holiday shopping will put you on the fast track to a lasting relationship; your next evening out will feature more giggles than a comedy club once you reveal Valentine's Day gifts for him like underwear printed with your most seductive expression or a candle designed to mask his flatulence; we also have Valentine's Day for her completely sorted with sweet items such as amusing photo frames and arrangements made of treats; anyone with a playful spirit who considers the middle of February to be the greatest time of year will constantly chat about these hysterical items, so simply remember to finish off your surprise with a funny Valentine's Day card that will truly get them roaring with laughter
Personalized Fart Extinguisher Candles
Combat foul bodily smells with one of these personalized fart extinguisher candles. This handmade soy wax candle is available in delightful scents like toasted pumpkin, apple harvest, and Christmas tree – making this a great and humorous housewarming gift.
Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist
Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.
Wine Condom Bottle Stopper
Ladies, wrap it before you trap it (in the refrigerator). To be clear, we're talking about condoms, but we're also talking about wine bottles, not wieners. When you're done giggling, grab a pack of these rubbers to put over the top of your wine bottle to keep it going strong and staying fresh.
The Beef Jerky Flower Bouquet
Treat your man to a stunning floral array that can only come from the butcher shop. This beef jerky flower bouquet includes half a dozen short-stemmed, blood-red meat roses. A guy's heart won't stop fluttering when he inhales the earthy aroma, or throws back a pint from the beer glass "vase" the flowers arrive in.
Beef Jerky Heart
Make your way to your man's heart through his stomach with a box that looks like it should contain chocolate but contains something that's much more his speed. This one's packed with beef jerky and it'll make his mouth water. There are 10 different flavors for him to tear into and he'll love every option.
I Love Your Personality Pop Up Card
If you're fortunate enough to have a man with a big personality that he knows how to use well, you're one lucky gal. You should give him this card, you know, to compliment him on his personality.
P*rn For Women Calendar
Imagine this, ladies: your man loading the dishwasher properly. Your man, folding the laundry AND putting it away. Turned on yet? Celebrate this V-Day with the perfect man aka the star of P*rn for Women, the calendar. He's doing all the deeds (by that we mean chores) that you wish your dude would do.
Pizza Dat Ass Funny Pillow
What's better: a piece of pizza or a piece of dat ass? The answer is both, and you can get it by dropping a punny hint with this pillow. Give the girl with a dad-joke sense of humor exactly what she's looking for by treating her to pizza and plushes.
