27 Ridiculously Funny Stocking Stuffers That'll Crack Up The Entire Family And Santa Too

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

Add some whimsy to your workspace by keeping your pencils nice and pointy with this beaver pencil sharpener. Simply place your dull or new pencil inside this cute little busy beaver’s mouth and he’ll quickly sharpen it into the perfect point.

Fast track your way onto everyone’s shit list with these prank million dollar lottery tickets. These tickets look so realistic that your poor and unsuspecting friends and family will never see it coming. It’s the perfect way to take your pranks to the next level.

Help your favorite foul-mouth friend with a sense of humor stay on top of their stuff with the WTF Is My Password log book. This to-the-point journal allows you to keep track of all important log-in information organized and easily accessible.

Watch your schnoz put on a first-rate redneck symphony with the Bocarina nose flute. This sophisticated and highly portable instrument is made from durable dishwasher-safe plastic and comes in four alluring color options.

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

Keep it stylish and casual in these spectacular fish sandals. They’re crafted from a soft and comfortable PVC material and boast handmade fish printing. No matter what the occasion, these bold sandals are guaranteed to wow.

The FartVac sucks up and filters farts. No more holding in something as natural as breathing, now you can fart proudly and minimize the stench for those around you with the FartVac! It’s the modern invention you never knew existed, but can’t live without!

Spice up your dull workweek by declaring an all-out prank war at the workplace using these annoying sound torture devices. They’re small enough to hide inside or under any desk and emit impossibly annoying sounds that’ll drive your coworkers crazy for hours on end.

Give your booty some much needed TLC by pampering it with these exfoliating butt masks. These vegan-friendly masks are made with a variety of plant-based ingredients that will help combat the effects of gravity while leaving your ass as smooth as a baby!

Stay at the forefront of the fashion game by outfitting your trusty Crocs with a pair of vibrantly colored Croc Nuts. This must-have accessory comes in seventeen stunning color options so that you can match them to virtually any outfit in your closet.

Welcome to the exciting world of Plumbus ownership! A Plumbus will aid in many things in life, making life easier. With proper maintenance, handling, storage, and urging, Plumbus will provide you with a lifetime of better living and happiness.

Liven up this year’s Christmas celebration by challenging the kids to this inflatable reindeer ring toss game. This festive and festive game perfect for the entire family comes with a set of two inflatable horns in addition to ten rings.

A kiddo obsessed with playing outside in the wintertime will race to the kitchen table to make one of their favorite things inside when they find this in their stocking. It's filled with clay and all the fixings for the cutest indoor snowman ever. They can break it out any time of year for some winter magic.

It's #ThrowbackHoliday with this 400-in-1 Retro Handheld game. Modeled after the Gameboy from the 80s, the handheld contains enough 8-bit games that it'll take a kid over a year to play through all of them. With a 5-hour battery life, the handheld is great for road trips.

These rubber slingshots give a whole new meaning to the words "chicken fingers." There are 12 chickens in each pack that kids can hook around their fingertips and fling through the air. Their bodies are sticky, so they'll latch onto whatever they're flung at, but won't leave behind residue and are easy to clean.

If you like Cards Against Humanity and clever wordplay, you’ll go nuts for the Punderdome card game. After drawing 2 prompt cards like “colors” and “minor injuries”, players will have 90 seconds to come up with as many dad-joke worthy puns as possible.

BACON. It’s delicious, it smells like heaven, and it’s the perfect flavor for any kind of edibles – especially candy canes. These bacon candy canes are a fun twist on the classic Christmas candy and make a great snack during the holidays.