33 Dangerously Funny Gifts For Your Boyfriend Guaranteed To Make Him LOL

Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG) is a terrible disease that affects men with EGO (Extremely Grand OpinionOfOneself) and it's HARD. Harder than a stiff morning woodie. This hilarious book is full of prayers, affirmations, and pro tips for dudes with gargantuan dicks to make their way through life.

Stay at the forefront of the fashion game by outfitting your trusty Crocs with a pair of vibrantly colored Croc Nuts. This must-have accessory comes in seventeen stunning color options so that you can match them to virtually any outfit in your closet.

When the unthinkable occurs, Code Brown emergency underpants will come to your rescue! Each pack comes with three one-size-fits-most underpants that will save your ass in a number of embarrassing situations, making them a must-own for any guy.

Become this generation’s most foremost dick pic photographer by learning the finer points of this underrated art form with How To Take Better Dick Picks. You’ll master all the techniques so that you never have to worry amount someone cringing on the receiving end.

Add a dash of fun to your wardrobe with the Burger Socks Box. Featuring socks creatively packaged to look like a burger, this unique gift combines comfort, whimsy, and style – perfect for foodies and sock enthusiasts alike.

This Sexercise book is guaranteed to make workouts feel simply orgasmic! This must for fitness freaks and regular freaks wanting to get in shape comes with 96-pages worth of drills for you and your gym..err..fuck buddy to perform over and over and over again.

Want an alarm clock that doubles as a Hollywood movie prop? This defusable bomb is a fully functional alarm clock with a snooze button, but when you press the big red button a scary countdown will commence and require you to cut the right wire before time runs out.

Next time you rip ass, you won't have to blame it on the dog thanks to fart gas neutralizing pads. Pop one of these activated carbon pads into the crack of your underpants and they'll soak up the mad stench from your butthole.

Your BF probably isn't into those adorable vintage puzzles that you and your mom love, but he might be a little keener about this one. The guy that never grew out of poop jokes will be in tears over this 1000 piece puzzle that measures an impressive 19.5" x 27.5"

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.

Have you heard of the Homebody Burrito? It’s only the most deliciously relaxing thing you could ever eat. The only thing you need to make it is this tortilla blanket and yourself. At almost 5 feet in diameter, the fleece piece is the secret ingredient for a homebody’s life.

Condolences to her boyfriend, his morning wood has got nothing in the penises featured in Nature's Dick Pics. The surprisingly safe-for-work calendar features a whole year's worth of some of the world's most phallic landmarks. It's 365 days of amusement.

Expect to be hit with a lot of beer caps after you give your man this clever gun. But he should beware, you can fire them right back. The gun makes quick work of bottle caps and sends them flying with just the pull of a trigger.

They say that size doesn't matter and it's what's on the inside that counts. They're not wrong, but they're not necessarily right. This card is a way to thank your man for being chill and having a willie that Wonka's your world.

When you're aiming for a record-breaking dump, it helps to know just how long you've been on the can. With the Toilet Timer, you can measure your time there in up to five-minute increments. It's also helpful if you need to get out of the bathroom quickly so no one wonders what you're doing.

Show off your stuff to everyone at the backyard pool party with the Dick Towel. You'll have your choice of styles between booty, micropenis, or massive schlong. The soft towel is absorbent and is great for hanging out post-shower, too.