37 Extremely Funny Christmas Decorations That'll Deck Your Halls With LOLs

There’s no need to enter a sweepstakes in order to own the classy leg lamp from the beloved holiday film A Christmas Story. This stylish light fixture is a miniature replica of the one from the film and makes a great gift idea for the home of any movie buff.

The guests at the party won't be able to stop talking about your toilet this holiday season, it'll be dressed up in its Christmas best. This costume is complete with pieces to spruce up the floor, the tank, and the lid. Bonus: there's a tissue box costume, too.

He came to kick ass and eat candy canes and he's all out of candy canes! The inflatable ninjabread man will be the reason you win this year's neighborhood decoration contest. The light-up inflatable is 5 feet tall and has LEDs inside that'll never overheat and can shine for hours.

If you only jingle some of the ways you're never going to make it over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house. Who knows where you'll end up? This charming and hilarious towel is a must for any holiday lover's kitchen, especially if they want to get the most out of the festive season.

Have Santa grant all your holiday wishes by having him fill up every nook and cranny of the tactical Christmas stocking. With features like a metal clip, six strips of MOLLE, and a rack for shotgun shells, it’s the ideal way for any military veteran to spread a little holiday cheer.

Don't worry, the leg lamp in the arms of Ralphie's dad isn't FRA-GI-LE, but the nuts he can chomp certainly are. The sturdy nutcracker makes a playful addition to your holiday decor and food scene. It's a major award for anyone that likes a little protein snack with their cookies.

Turn holiday traditions on their head by turning heads with the upside down artificial Christmas tree. This stunner stands at 7 feet, features a nice full shape, and is composed of 100% PVC needles that give it a natural appearance.

The Grinch knows what you did and he approves. Step your stink, stank, stunky ass into the shower and clean yourself up. You'll be singing "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch" with this bathroom set decking your halls. It comes with two rugs, a toilet lid cover, and a shower curtain.

Surprise guests with an appearance from the one and only Grinch by laying out this mind-bendingly cool optical illusion doormat. This festive doormat comes with a non-slip backing along with a soft velvet surface that make it ideal for any room in your home.

Frosty the Snowman himself would be impressed by the snow friend you're able to make with this 16-piece snowman kit. All the trimmings are included, from the scarf to the pipe and every piece can be reused year after year.

Frosty the snowman had a helluva case of gas, and that's lucky for all of us because Jack Frost wasn't bringing us a white Christmas, it was Frosty all along. Kids won't be able to stop laughing at this glass bulb of the snowman spreading his cheeks and farting up a snowstorm.

The HOA will be so proud of the festive spirit you're showing when you dress your mailbox up in this light-up Christmas tree. It fits most standard mailboxes and looks great even if the sun is shining high in the sky.

Santa's watching and all the people on the nice list are careful not to f*ck up the coffee table. With this eight-piece coaster set, it'll be safe from water rings and you'll enjoy a whole season of laughs reading the alcohol-inspired puns on them. They're cork, so they won't scratch the furniture.

Any animal lover looking for a nativity scene that'll suit their furry friends' tastes as much as theirs is barking up the right tree with this one. The set includes seven animals crafted from resin and painted to look like your favorite fuzzy pals.

There are a lot of things you can do to have fun with this hanging Santa sign. You can throw his hands over the gutter and make it look like he's falling. Position him over the bathroom window to make him look like a creep. Or hang him from the side of the chimney, he's 5 feet tall, he'll fit!

Did you know that the dinosaurs aren't actually extinct, they're just helping Santa up at the North Pole? Whip up some wild stories to enchant the kids and add some prehistoric flair to the front yard with a festive inflatable that's over eight feet tall. This guy's got an LED in him to make him shine at night, too.

If you're old enough to remember the Star Wars Christmas Special, there's not a single reason you shouldn't bring the Force to your yard with these light-up ornaments modeled after R2D2, Yoda, and Darth Vader. The youth must know the legacy of the worst Christmas movie ever made. Now, what do you get a Wookiee for Christmas?

Keep it modern and elegant this holiday season with the black Christmas tree. Available in either a 6-foot or 7-foot model, this stylish tree is made from a high-quality non-flammable, non-allergenic PVC material and features hinged branches for easy setup.