25 Absurdly Funny Blankets That'll Crack You Up As They Warm You Up

Your dino-loving kiddo will be sleeping snugger than ever wrapped up in their very own glow-in-the-dark dinosaur blanket. It measures 60″ x 72″ and comes with a fun design depicting classic dinosaurs, eggs, and even a few hatchlings too.

Sloth is supposedly one of the seven deadly sins but it's so darn comfortable, just repent later and you'll be fine. Be extra slothy cuddled up in this wearable hooded sloth blanket and live your life according to the Billy Joel lyric about laughing with sinners than crying with saint, sinners are much more fun (and sloths are so cute!).

When you're chillin' like a villain, don't rock that Doc Ock outfit, be the hero you are inside with a Spider-Man Snuggie blanket. The fuzzy fleece blanket goes from shoulder to toes and looks just like Spidey's costume does.

Roll yourself up in this blanket and you'll dream of sushi. California Roll, Salmon Roll, Tuna Roll, you can be all the rolls with this appetizing blanket on the bed.

Get your daily dose of the afro’d artist by wrapping yourself up in Bob Ross’s happy little blanket. This polyester blanket comes adorned with Bob’s portrait along with a stunning landscape lined with dozens of friendly little trees.

Not even Spiderman started off with a real suit, why should you, as the world's newest hero in a half-shell, start off any differently? You'll be dressed for success in protecting the couch in this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles blanket with sleeves.

Could you BE any warmer when you're cuddled up in this FRIENDS icons throw? It's a blanket that will be there for you like 6 thirty-somethings in NYC even when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

Give up avocado toast, they said. You'll be able to afford a house then, they said. Swap your guac for this blanket and save some pennies on the heat with this avocado blanket. Complete with a pit, it'll inspire you to eat more green goodies.

Ground control to Major Tom Cat! Take your tuna treats and open your mouth to yawn. Take yourself a comfortable little cat nap and let your mind wander up to the heavens with this cat astronaut blanket. It's trippy, it's cute, and it's intergalactically soft.

Get your own troupe of golden girls together for a chill night on the sofa cuddled up under this blanket. Your couch will become the lanai and you'll share lots of glasses of wine and laughs.

Show off your love for veggies and healthy eating by snuggling up in this giant cabbage blanket. Designed to look like a giant leaf of yummy cabbage, this vibrant polyester and feather fabric blanket will be an instant conversation piece in your home.

All her cravings for chocolate will be satisfied when she curls up in this cookie blanket (after, of course, grabbing a large bar of chocolate to enjoy while she's cuddled there). The super realistic flannel blanket is over 5 feet in diameter and big enough to share with a dog or cat.

When you've had a looooooong day and it's finally over, you'll feel so much better when you pull this blanket around yourself. Nothing makes a day better like a dog does, and there are over a dozen on this blanket.

She can turn herself into her favorite breakfast food with a blanket that looks like a waffle. At 60 inches in diameter, she'll be able to wrap her entire self up in it and get super cozy in its soft warm fleece.

Join the dark side and be warm and toasty when you do by sliding on a Darth Vader blanket with sleeves. It's almost 6 feet tall, so it fits most adult men, and is made of soft polyester material. You'll love the details, all you need to do is provide Darth Vader's voice to make it a costume.

Next time you get asked to send noods, you'll have a blanket on hand that'll make it easy to come through on the request. Cover your whole pajama-clad body with this blanket and snap that selfie. In the name of the fusilli, the soba, and the holy spaghetti, it's brilliant.

Don't chicken out on that horror movie, snuggle up with some protective mother cluckers! These hens will help you scratch that scary movie itch without freaking you out so hard that you lay an egg. The throw will have a happy roost on your couch.

Moo's that girl? Swaddle yourself in a real beauty with this blanket, featuring none other than a pal from the pasture, a cow. The brilliant bovine has an inquisitive look on her face and would love nothing more than to join the herd of blankets in your living room.