25 Absurdly Funny Blankets That'll Crack You Up As They Warm You Up

Your dino-loving kiddo will be sleeping snugger than ever wrapped up in their very own glow-in-the-dark dinosaur blanket. It measures 60″ x 72″ and comes with a fun design depicting classic dinosaurs, eggs, and even a few hatchlings too.

She can turn herself into her favorite breakfast food with a blanket that looks like a waffle. At 60 inches in diameter, she'll be able to wrap her entire self up in it and get super cozy in its soft warm fleece.

Sloth is supposedly one of the seven deadly sins but it's so darn comfortable, just repent later and you'll be fine. Be extra slothy cuddled up in this wearable hooded sloth blanket and live your life according to the Billy Joel lyric about laughing with sinners than crying with saint, sinners are much more fun (and sloths are so cute!).

Roll yourself up in this blanket and you'll dream of sushi. California Roll, Salmon Roll, Tuna Roll, you can be all the rolls with this appetizing blanket on the bed.

Ground control to Major Tom Cat! Take your tuna treats and open your mouth to yawn. Take yourself a comfortable little cat nap and let your mind wander up to the heavens with this cat astronaut blanket. It's trippy, it's cute, and it's intergalactically soft.

When you're chillin' like a villain, don't rock that Doc Ock outfit, be the hero you are inside with a Spider-Man Snuggie blanket. The fuzzy fleece blanket goes from shoulder to toes and looks just like Spidey's costume does.

You'll see your current decor scheme and raise it with this woven blanket. Ante up to the biggest pot of them all, the pot of a bunch of dogs playing poker. Rather than snuggle up in the throw, you might be tempted to hang it on the wall.

Get your daily dose of the afro’d artist by wrapping yourself up in Bob Ross’s happy little blanket. This polyester blanket comes adorned with Bob’s portrait along with a stunning landscape lined with dozens of friendly little trees.

Show off your love for veggies and healthy eating by snuggling up in this giant cabbage blanket. Designed to look like a giant leaf of yummy cabbage, this vibrant polyester and feather fabric blanket will be an instant conversation piece in your home.

Could you BE any warmer when you're cuddled up in this FRIENDS icons throw? It's a blanket that will be there for you like 6 thirty-somethings in NYC even when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

Give up avocado toast, they said. You'll be able to afford a house then, they said. Swap your guac for this blanket and save some pennies on the heat with this avocado blanket. Complete with a pit, it'll inspire you to eat more green goodies.

Is your mama a llama? She is when she's wrapped up in this hooded llama blanket. The head-to-toe blanket will make you look more adorable than an alpaca (a friend of the llama) and keep you swaddled in woolly comfort.

When you've settled down for the night to watch some TV tales, kick back on the couch in this shark tail and you can't go wrong. The cozy blanket is made from fleece and will comfortably fit a kid or adult.

All her cravings for chocolate will be satisfied when she curls up in this cookie blanket (after, of course, grabbing a large bar of chocolate to enjoy while she's cuddled there). The super realistic flannel blanket is over 5 feet in diameter and big enough to share with a dog or cat.

Donut be afraid to admit it, you want to take a big bite out this donut blanket. And how could you not? With pink frosting that looks absolutely mouthwatering and an array of sprinkles, it's pretty appetizing.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie are you sure it's amore? Could it actually be this oversized pizza blanket? Snuggle up in it and instead of having sweet dreams you'll have savory and cheesy ones. Yum.

Get your own troupe of golden girls together for a chill night on the sofa cuddled up under this blanket. Your couch will become the lanai and you'll share lots of glasses of wine and laughs.

Not even Spiderman started off with a real suit, why should you, as the world's newest hero in a half-shell, start off any differently? You'll be dressed for success in protecting the couch in this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles blanket with sleeves.