31 Ridiculously Funny Birthday Cards That'll Make Anyone Laugh Their Butt Off

Make your loved one’s special day a little more memorable by driving them insane with this never ending singing birthday card. From the moment the card is opened it plays music nonstop until the battery dies hours later.

From a distance and with your glasses off anyone will look 20, or like an indistinct blob, but definitely in their 20s. Give your friend the ego boost of a lifetime with this card that doubles as a way to check their (waning) vision.

Give yourself a pat on the back for being the most generous birthday card giver there ever was. Not only did you get your pal a card, you also got them an envelope that the card says they get to keep. What a great guy you are.

Show your weed guy just how much he’s meant to you over the years with a card that’ll have him rolling (blunts and on the floor laughing). The candles are lit and his joints will be, too, better get him 2 cakes to help out with those munchies.

HEYO! This card is delighted to wish the recipient a _ery happy birthday because the V will come later! Treat you lover to a little piece of paper that’ll get them excited about some hanky panky.

Break out the light saber and get ready to party like you're at the Mos Eisley Cantina, the Force is with this card and with your birthday. This handmade card will ring in your buddy's next trip around the sun in true Star Wars style.

You didn’t mean to insult, you were just stating a fact. A cold, hard, fact. Apologize to the newest golden oldie in your friend group (who, let’s be real, is probably like 25) with this handmade card.

Hit the friendship KPIs with a sales obsessed buddy with a card that does the very thing he tells his clients they have to do every day. Since you’re feeling generous, he can go ahead and call this card a tax free bonus.

Good vibes save lives and in some cases they save relationships! For guys or gals this handmade card guarantees some LOLs and encourages a little solo time to make some birthday fireworks go off.

It doesn’t matter that you slept through every minute of Stats 101 in undergrad, you can understand that the sentiment on the front of this card is 100% factual. Give it to a fellow math-averse pal, it’ll make them feel smart that they finally understand statistics.

When your sweet and spicy hottie is celebrating another trip around the sun, keep things PG at their party with this card. It’s not quite a 4-letter word, but it’s not quite not either! The playful handmade card is definitely a punny preview of what their evening will have in store.

Ya’ll noticed how like, every year over the past decade has done a “hold my beer” on the year before it? The times are bleak, your knees are sore and weak, this card will remind your pal that while they might not have one foot in the grave, they’re one step closer and they should YOLO it up!

Can you think of a more delicious thing to eat on your birthday than a beet? Ask your vegan pal and they'll probably be at a loss for a suggestion, precisely why they'll adore this card. It transforms into a paper vase for them to grow - you guessed it - beets!