33 Exceptionally Cheap Gifts That Prove The Price Tag Doesn't Equal the Awesomeness

Meet The Pooping Elf will become your new favorite holiday potty humor pal. Press his arm, and out plops tasty “elf poop” jelly beans from his magical behind. Twist off his head to reload the fun. Gross? Yes. Hilarious? Absolutely.

This oversized holiday classic delivers serious peppermint cheer. At roughly 18 inches long and tipping the scales at over two 2,000 calories, this giant candy cane turns stockings, gifts, and dessert tables into sweet, stripey seasonal spectacles!

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

Be prepared for anything the world throws your way with the tactical self defense pen in your pocket. Apart from its patented waterproof ink, the pen features a glass breaker, handcuff key, and even a self defense tool that collects an attacker’s DNA sample.

Get game night hot and heavy by gathering together with your lover for a night of rousing erotic fun courtesy of this Sex Snap naughty card game. It’s an X-Rated version of the game Snap that is guaranteed to thrill every player in the room.

If you want to permanently and completely disable a door lock, the Killer Key is how you do it. The clever design makes it so that once the key is inserted into the lock of your choice, it can never again be removed, thereby permanently disabling the lock.

The cheese printer is the useful gadget that makes adding a nutritious component to fond memories as easy as one-two-brie! Now you’ll be able to conveniently transfer any digital image on your smartphone directly to a savory slice of your favorite cheese.

Fill a loved one’s heart with pure joy by gifting them I Wrote A Book About You. This imaginative and heartfelt gift will show your favorite person just why you think they’re so amazing in a fun, witty, and lighthearted manner.

There’s no greater way to throw away your hard earned cash than on the useless box. This completely useless box features a sleek black frame and switch that when flicked prompts a small metallic finger to come out and switch it back off – that’s literally all it does.

Spark up in a more eco-friendly manner with the Tesla coil arc lighter. Instead of producing a flame, it utilizes intense heat to light up your cigarette and can conveniently by recharged at any outlet via the built-in USB slot located at the bottom of this sleek lighter.

A big appetite demands a proper utensil that won’t bend under the weight of a hearty meal – enter the man fork! This fork on steroids comes with six tines compared to the standard four so that you can scoop up twice as much food.

Quit wasting your time with cheap unreliable plastic pens and upgrade to the brass hex bolt pen. This quality writing instrument comes with refillable ink cartridges and sports a sleek, balanced, and damn near unbreakable CNC machined brass body.

Cut down on clutter in your toolbox with the immensely versatile Universal Socket. It features heavy-duty stainless steel construction and boasts a unique design made up of 54 individually spring-actuated steel rods that will instantly conform to any shape.

Finally, the perfect gift for those who always say “nothing” when you ask them what they want. The gift of nothing comes filled with just that, nothing. Upon opening the box they’ll find absolutely nothing. A fun and cheap way to spread laughter and holiday cheer.

Quit wasting your money on cheap lighters and spark up in style using this quad flame butane torch cigar lighter. This windproof lighter features a metallic and plastic exterior, a fold out cigar cutter, and a 3-sided viewing window that let’s you know when it’s time to refill.

If you like Cards Against Humanity and clever wordplay, you’ll go nuts for the Punderdome card game. After drawing 2 prompt cards like “colors” and “minor injuries”, players will have 90 seconds to come up with as many dad-joke worthy puns as possible.

Keep your fingers from falling off on extra cold days by staying toasty with this Zippo hand warmer. Weighing only 5 ounces, it sports a sleek yet rugged design and produces a flameless and virtually odorless heat that’ll keep your hands warm.

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