33 Urban-Legendary Bigfoot Gifts That Any Bigfoot Lover Needs Before They Go Squatchin'

Freshen up your cryptid encounters with the Bigfoot Air Freshener! At 5 inches tall and pine-scented, it masks odors like a pro while honoring the legendary stench of Sasquatch. Perfect for cars, tents, or teasing your big-footed buddies.

When Bigfoot is finally found, it'll probably be because he couldn't resist the temptation of jerky any longer. And how could he when it's as delicious as the Jack Links in this mug modeled after his face?

If he's not familiar with manscaping, it's probably fair to call him a Sascrotch, but when he's wearing these boxers give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just really like sasquatch and keep things clean down there. Either way, he's sure to get a laugh out of this pair.

Break out the maple syrup and grab some pals, it's time for a game of Flapjacks and Sasquatches. While no pancakes are made during the course of this game, you'll have a ball playing this off-the-wall card and dice game.

The Missing Link waits for no one and real Squatchers know this. While they're hanging out at home, chances are they'd rather be out, wandering through the forest looking for the mythical beast. Wear these socks and no one will wonder what you're daydreaming about.

Does Bigfoot exist? Give this sasquatch's head a tap and he'll tell you exactly what he thinks of that question. The figurine measures about 7" in height and is the best toy around to consult with yes or no questions.

Wrap up your big feet in a pair of even bigger feet with a pair of paw slippers that are paw-sitively hilarious. These fuzzy feet have anti-skid soles that'll keep you safe as you stroll and will keep your feet extra cozy.

Be closer to the one you seek by using Dr. Squatch's soap for men. Bigfoot likes to keep himself clean, it's how his full body locks stay so luscious. Follow in his large footsteps with any of the deliciously manly scents of this natural soap.

When hunger strikes, nothing will satiate you quite like a mouth full of Bigfoot Ballz. These little morsels feature a delectable crunchy outer shell, a soft and chewy gummy center, and come in savory fruity flavors like orange, grape, and cherry.

Bigfoot is so badass he got his very own Magnetic Poetry kit. All the words you might associate with a program in his honor on the Discovery channel are here, just waiting for you to write your own script on the fridge.

The more you know about Bigfoot, the more likely you are to be able to find him and his kin in the forest. This book will tell you all you need to know about the urban legend, including his various forms, names, aliases, areas of interest, and places he lives.

Leave the trail mix and go squatching with Blazing Bigfoot Nuts, you won't regret it. The nut mix is salty, spicy, with just a touch of savory. What's inside? A tasty blend of Spicy Peanuts, Roasted Almonds, Roasted Salted Pepitas, Roasted Salted Nuts, Chili Lemon Sticks, Hot Cajun Sticks, and Guacamole Bits.

This Bigfoot action figure will make Sasquatch sightings a common occurrence in your household. This pint-sized vinyl Bigfoot – aka your new best friend – stands at 7.25-inches tall and comes with articulated limbs so that you can easily place him in a range of poses.

Even if you've never seen him IRL, you can adopt your very own Bigfoot. His mini-me has been captured in this 2"x2"x2.5" jar. He's got a little grass to live on and even comes with an adoption certificate.

When sasquatch smells what's cooking at your barbecue, he might just wander over. Spice your meat with any of the three blends named after the legendary creature and you'll experience an otherworldly flavor experience.

A bag of crap has never tasted so good! Giggles will abound when you treat a kiddo to this bag of original sasquatch poo. They'll be making jokes all day about Bigfoot and his big poop that tastes suspiciously like cotton candy.

Here's the thing about good old sasquatch, if you keep feeding him, he's going to keep coming back. Keep Bigfoot safe from potential onlookers by posting this sign outside your home.

Do you believe in the supernatural? Show it off with your coozie at the next barbecue in bold, beautiful neon style with this neoprene sleeve. It'll wrap around a standard beer can and is so bright it might attract sasquatch to the party.