27 Phenomenal Teacher Retirement Gifts That Any Seasoned Educator Will Love

A teacher, even a retired one, wouldn't dare slum it with the rest of the proletariate and sink to using four-letter words to insult someone. Help them widen their rude vocabulary with this Shakespeare Insults Poster that's colorful, large in size, and features a large number of colorful insults to fit any occasion.

If coffee isn't quite a teacher's cup of tea, treat them to some loose leaf delights with this sampler set. The five pack of herbal blends are carefully sourced and treated with care in packaging to deliver the best possible brewing and drinking experience.

Retirees might have trouble remembering their new schedule, especially if they've been used to using a planner for all their years, and that's where this mug comes in handy. The hilarious novelty is printed with their new agenda, "Do whatever the hell I want."

Is there anything better to drink when reading than tea? Probably not, and with these Novel Teas, it's even more elevated. The delicious blends are all book-themed, which only adds to the novel(tea) of sipping them while poring over a cherished tome.

Alexa is now better than ever with the introduction of the Amazon Echo Spot. With its versatile ultra compact design and built-in screen, you’ll be able to make video calls, watch video clips, control wireless devices, in addition to performing a variety of other tasks.

When you have time to take a bath after years of only having moments for a shower, you should revel in every minute of it. A teacher will love basking in the tub with this bamboo tray with space for their fave book or tablet, a drink, a snack, and more.

Show a teacher how much they've affected your sense of humor and eye for wordplay with this adorable planter. The Best Teach of All Thyme box is made of wood and comes with a soil pod you can use to grow basil-ly the best plant ever.

Teacher's Lounge coffee is comparable to motor oil, so this World Tour Coffee Sampler set will be a welcome change for an educator who likes fine coffee. The set of 14 coffees covers all regions, all blends, and all roasts of coffees, giving a retiree a delightful experience in every morning's cup.

Her intellectual nature means she loves to read, but she also likes choice. Save her from lugging books to and fro with a Kindle Paperwhite. The eReader is glare-free and has insane battery life. In addition to being able to buy eBooks, the reader can be paired with library apps to deliver borrowed eBooks.

Standing in front of the blackboard all day is bound to make a teacher's feet ache after YEARS of doing it. With this heated foot massager, they'll feel like they're back in their student teaching years. With 18 heated, rotating nodes with three speeds, all it takes is the touch of a button to start relieving stress.

Do a little reading late at night without disturbing your bed buddy by using a booklight that only lights a single page. Just set the transparent light on the page and it'll be visible from corner to corner.

Pour your coffee into an Ember temperature control mug to ensure that it’ll remain at the ideal temp until the very last drop. This app-controlled mug will keep your beverage hot for up to 80 minutes or all day when it’s placed on the charging coaster.

Give a book the honored spot it deserves on a teacher's next car ride or hang-out on the couch with The Book Seat. The book holder and travel pillow props a book or tablet at the perfect angle for reading. It also has a slight lip to keep the book or tablet from moving.

Your feet deserve a treat and that treat is these microwaveable booties. Send them for a spin in the microwave for 90 seconds and they'll get warm enough to melt away aches and pains in your tired tootsies with the added bonus of some mental relaxation.

Who you gonna call when you got a problem? Not a teacher and certainly not this one! Being retired affords a former teacher the ability to pass out one of these novelty retired business cards. They're retire, the recipient of the card will just have to deal with asking someone else.

Add a splash of color to your favorite retired teacher's wine glass collection with this artisan piece. The wine glass is your standard white wine size and handpainted with a rainbow of colors and accented with glitter and sequins.

Every day is recess now that they're retired and in this Lazy Days hammock, every recess is nap time. The double-wide hammock has room for two sleepers, or one who likes to spread out, and can be hitched to a frame or between two trees.

A teacher never stops being a teacher even after they've retired, so they'll get a kick out of F in Exams. The book is filled with the best examples of dumb answers to smart questions that will have them rolling with laughter.