23 Very Quirky Gifts That Are Perfect For The Loveable Weirdo In Your Life

Banana duck is everyone's best friend. He's even his own best friend. And exactly what is he? He's a 10" tall resin painted statue that just wants to hang around in the garden and scare away the animals.

Your next trips to the slopes will be a little more slippery with these ski poles in hand so be sure to stay on the bunny hill. The pole holds 8oz of liquor each and are crafted from aircraft-grade aluminum that'll never rust or break.

There are about a million plush stuffed animals you could get for someone but you want to get them something really exotic, right? Skip the teddy bear and opt for giant microbes. There are 5 big, plush, bacteria and microbes in this set that'll drive them wild.

Boomers are always ragging on Millenials about skipping avocados to save money but as soon as you show them this coin purse they'll change their tune. It's about the size of a real avocado but it zips to hide all the hundos you save drinking lattes at home.

Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.

The jokes on these cards couldn't possibly get any cheesier. There are 100 in the pack, which is obviously shaped like cheese, and guaranteed to brighten your day. They're all kid friendly so the whole family can have some good clean fun.

Create beautiful music with your favorite video game character by grabbing this Kirby otamatone synthesizer. This quirky instrument creates a distinctive and melodic “wah” sound when you run your fingers up and down the stem while squeezing his cheeks with the other.

A single woman who's not ready to take a step into Crazy Cat Ladyhood will have a saving grace with The Fuzzy Pet. It's shaped kinda like a cat, and it feels like a cat but it doesn't purr like a cat and can be left alone at any time.

Banana-fo-fa-na-NEON-fo-fana, banana banana! You'll want to make up your own songs with this bright LED light on the wall. It's about 12"x20" inside and coded so there's no fooling with your wiring to install. It glows a nice bright white and bright yellow to set a happy mood.

No longer must you meet up with strange men named Duncan under a bridge to get some top level, genuine human bones. That’s right folks, now you can buy real human bones online – and with free delivery too! What a time to be alive!

Explore the limits of just how strange people can be by sitting down for a game of Weird Things Humans Search For. Players will hear the first half of an internet search then attempt to figure out what comes next. The higher their answer ranks, the more points awarded.

Make your boozy creations look as eye-catching as they are deadly by serving them in these mushroom cocktail glasses. These quirky glasses have a 250mL capacity and feature a fun mushroom shape guaranteed to give any cocktail added curb appeal.

Your brew will be extra steamy when you pour it into this great nudes heat-changing coffee mug. Art lovers will be able to admire and gawk over thirteen renowned masterpieces spanning from the fifteenth century to the twentieth century.

You're only one person and you only have so many hands. The StirMATE will stir the pot for you to keep your food from getting burnt. It's got three speeds, a high torque motor, works with several sizes of pan, and can last up to 10 hours on a single charge.

The Venn Puzzle is a beautiful mechanical puzzle comprised of three identical pieces. This challenging and intriguing puzzle makes for a beautiful desk accessory. Keep it on a desk, shelf, or coffee table as a decoration, game, or paper weight.

Embrace your country side and enjoy a rip-roaring good game of flickin' chicken. They bounce and they roll but what really matters is when they hit the bullseye at the center of the target. Four chickens are included so bring your best friends.

Let your quirky personality shine through at the office by decorating your workspace with one of these comical desktop affirmations signs. You’ll be able to choose from over thirty humorous and sassy quips perfect for sprucing up any dull desktop.

Imagine the pickup lines you could use at the bar when you're wearing this Bob Ross Suit Jacket to the bar. "Hey girl, it's a happy little accident that we met." She'll be swooning from the first second and you in your oil painting replica jacket will be feeling fine.