33 Attention-Grabbing Middle Child Gifts That Are Unforgettable Unlike The Middle Child

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

In a way, being a middle child is a blessing and this soap states one of the reasons why. They can dye their hair purple and no one will know or care. They can wear all black clothes and the same will be true. They can use this soap and smell amazing and no one will take notice.

The middle child: the only one who can take a sibling from "I'm telling mom" to not tattling in 30 seconds flat. They're great at de-escalating and with this book in hand, they'll be destined for greatness as a Vice President of HR or hostage negotiator or something of that nature.

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!

Fun fact: 50% of presidents have been middle children. As master negotiators, excellent diplomats, and clever creatives, middle children are uniquely suited to the position. With this book, they'll be well on their way to the White House.

There’s no greater way to throw away your hard earned cash than on the useless box. This completely useless box features a sleek black frame and switch that when flicked prompts a small metallic finger to come out and switch it back off – that’s literally all it does.

There are perks to being a middle child and one of them is being a master negotiator. With this book, your middle kid will be well on their way to a C-suite-level communications job that will get them the attention they missed out on as a kid.

The middle child is the king or queen of hand-me-downs but there are some things that they should have as their very own. One of those things is socks, and with Sock Joy's subscription box they can get new socks every month. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Sometimes the best way to find a little Zen is by blocking out the rest of the world. With these noise-canceling headphones, you can enjoy 40 hours of playtime, comfortable memory foam ear cups, and a reduction of ambient noise by up to 90%.

Who knows what they even want anyway? You never have to find out when you get them an ambiguous gift card. Amazon, a big box store, anything like that will work. They can treat themselves because they know themselves best.

When your middle child feels like screaming because you ran out of time at dinner to hear how their day was, this stress ball will have their back. The rainbow-colored ball is soothing with a satisfying squish and cute hues to marvel at.

Middle children might have drawn life's short straw but they can use that to their advantage. Turn them into an unstoppable tour de force with this book. They'll learn how to harness their innate powers of creativity, resilience, and negotiation to make a name for themselves in a big world.

This book will make your middle child feel one of two things. They're either going to feel amazing because they're often forgotten in the family photo and wind up holding the camera. Or they're going to feel really cringey because they know what it's like to be at the center of the worst pictures ever.

If your middle child is like every other middle child in the history of middle children they're going to need some serious therapy when they get older. And, you know, everyone can benefit from it at some point in their lives. But it's not cheap, toss 'em a few bucks to help out.

When you've got enough kids to have a middle one, you gotta save a little cash on gifts. Instead of something new, a refurbished electronic item should do just fine. It's not so out of date that it doesn't work but it also doesn't have that brand-new price tag.

The middle kid is the one that has to share a room, sleep on a pull-out couch when you're traveling, and gets voluntold to give up their own room when grandma comes to visit. Give them a place to find privacy in all places near and far with a lightweight pop-up privacy tent.

Exact revenge in the most glorious way imaginable by bathing your enemy in glitter using the spring loaded glitter bomb. Designed to look like a standard postal package, it comes with a built in spring mechanism that violently shoots glitter everywhere upon opening.

You can never say that a middle child doesn't have fresh breath, especially when they have these middle child mints in hand. Tastes like no one will notice they've been extra fresh lately.