100+ Must-Have Home Office Gifts for Productivity & Comfort

There’s no need to enter a sweepstakes in order to own the classy leg lamp from the beloved holiday film A Christmas Story. This stylish light fixture is a miniature replica of the one from the film and makes a great gift idea for the home of any movie buff.

Keep those you love most safe when sh*t really hits the fan inside of this extreme above-ground emergency shelter. This bulletproof shelter is large enough to fit up to eight people and strong enough to withstand an EF5 tornado with winds in excess of 200 miles per hour.

Ensure family and friends know to eat some food, have some cake, and then get the f**k out by decorating the place with this “please leave by 9” party banner. This humorous party accessory is perfect for providing a not-so-subtle hint about overstaying their welcome.

Ensure you never loose another sock during the washing process by placing them on the SockDock sock organizer. After placing your dirty socks between the adjustable sliders, the entire thing can be tossed into the washer and dryer for maximum convenience.

Create a gravity-defying miniature garden in your very own home by growing one of these floating bonsai trees. Available in a variety of styles ranging from pines to beautiful mosses, each tree utilizes the power of magnets to create an eye-catching visual effect.

Make your TV viewing experience more immersive than ever by outfitting your set with the DreamScreen TV backlighting kit. DreamScreen has RGB LEDs that dynamically react to the pixels on your TV screen to enhance your viewing experience.

Make those awful sick days a little less sucky with this comically designed cat butt tissue holder. Crafted from resin, this cute little kitty measures 12.5″ long x 9.25″ wide and is designed to fit over most standard square tissue boxes.

Make mornings your bitch by properly fueling up for the day ahead using the all-in-one breakfast cooking station. This wonder-appliance lets you prepare everything from your cup of Joe to your toast, sausage, and eggs simultaneously.

The applications for the old Asian man wall decal are virtually limitless. His firm but fair demeanor will motivate you to study harder, achieve more in your career, and he’ll always be there to lovingly listen to you and then tell you why you need to work harder.

With the Home Office briefcase at your disposal, you’ll be able to efficiently and comfortably work from anywhere! This all-in-one workstation is outfitted with everything from a built-in power source to a video conference light to turn any space into an office.

Achieve true gender equality by peeing while standing up with this female urination funnel. Simply place the plastic pink funnel by your hoo-ha and watch as you break gender barriers as you perform the glorious act of urinating while standing.

You’ll never go back to the store-bought stuff once this frozen yogurt and ice cream maker enters your life. It comes with a double-insulated freezer bowl that eliminates the need for ice in addition to improved mixing paddles for reduced prep time.

This flame diffuser is your ticket to instantly creating an inviting atmosphere in any room. This diffuser and humidifier produces eye-catching flames that you can actually touch as well as set to one of seven vibrant color options.

Turn your next shower into an enthralling experience by upgrading to the Aurajet shower head. The halo design is full of small openings that are specially positioned to create a criss-cross pattern that expands coverage without sacrificing water pressure.

The real rock key proves that the best hiding places often lie in plain sight. Each rock is hand selected and then drilled on the inside to create a small hollow compartment that is big enough to house an emergency key and complimented with a rubber lid to keep it air tight.

Bring a whole lot of awesomeness into your life by beautifying your personal space with a David Hasselhoff Chia Pet. He comes dressed in his iconic Knight Rider outfit and will grow a bitching green afro in just one to two weeks.

THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Maintain a lively atmosphere at home by keeping everyone on their toes with this floor is lava floor/wall decal. This incredible 3D decal turns a simple trip down the hallway into a heart-pumping experience that surely put your agility to the test.

There’s no easier way to beat the heat than with an Evapolar evaCHILL portable air conditioner. This easy-to-operate A/C unit can cool an area of 45-square-feet and also works as a humidifier and even a neat night light, which makes it an ideal bedside companion.