100+ Amazing Gifts For Women That She's Guaranteed To Love

If MacGyver had a vagina, he/she would undoubtedly own one of these hairclip multi-tools. Traditionally used by alpha females to mark their territory in their spouse’s domicile, this hair clip functions as a screwdriver, wrench, ruler and even a cutting edge!

Achieve true gender equality by peeing while standing up with this female urination funnel. Simply place the plastic pink funnel by your hoo-ha and watch as you break gender barriers as you perform the glorious act of urinating while standing.

This chillable headache relief cap is basically a frozen hug for your poor decisions. Stretchy, reusable, and covered in sarcastic slogans, it slides over your head to block light, numb regret, and quietly judge you back to life.

If you’re the Daisy Dukes type then you’ll love hitting the water in a denim bikini this summer. These sizzling bikinis are made from high-quality jean material and come in a number of styles so you’re guaranteed to find one that is perfect for you.

Give your sweetie a birthday present that is one to remember by wrapping yourself up in this giant red bow lingerie. This oversized polyester bow is breathable, soft to the touch, and can accommodate bra sizes ranging from an A-cup to double D’s.

Become a wine connoisseur during family game night by sitting down for a rousing board game of Wine-Opoly. Instead of properties, players buy prized wines, collect bunches of grapes, and trade them in for decanters.

Turn back the hands of time with this vaginal rejuvenation wand! Just ten minutes a day with this modern marvel and you’ll begin to see results in as little as three weeks without any kind of surgical or medical procedures.

Soothe your soul and your sockets with these Googly Eyes Gel Eye Masks. Chill them for puff-fighting magic while looking hilariously unhinged. Perfect for hangovers, spa days, or pretending you’re relaxed while plotting revenge. Comes in a set of two.

Give your crusty feet a new lease on life by making them baby-smooth using this deep exfoliation foot peel. About 5 days after you place the special goo-filled booties on, dead layers of calloused skin will begin to peel off until eventually you’re left with only fresh baby skin.

Brighten someone’s day with You’re Awesome Cards. These vibrant, uplifting cards are perfect for sharing positivity and encouragement. Ideal for any occasion, they spread joy and appreciation, making every moment special.

Making delicious homemade cheese is more convenient than ever before when you use this beginners cheese making kit. With this easy-to-follow kit you’ll be able to make up to five types of delectable cheese varieties including, Ricotta, Burrata, Goat, and Mozzarella.

When life gets you feeling like it’s too much, reach for F*ck That: An Honest Meditation. This amusing self-help book will guide you through a stress-relieving meditation that’s sprinkled with humor to help you unwind in a creative and joyful manner.

For once in your life you can look forward to having the alarm go off in the morning thanks to the alarm clock vibrator. It fits snuggly in your baby maker and is designed with a special feature that replaces that god-awful beep with a pleasurable buzz.

Quickly deter an attacker with this stun gun lipstick. It’s disguised as a run-of-the-mill lip stick so that you can discreetly tote it in your purse and delivers a potent three million volt shock that will stop any threat dead on their tracks.

This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.

Rain or shine, the Stained Glass Umbrella turns heads with cathedral-inspired colors and romantic charm. Automatic open and close keeps things convenient, while vibrant panels cast a dreamy glow. It’s not just an umbrella – it’s wearable art for any forecast.

Laugh in the face of mother nature with your very own personal hands free umbrella dome that will shelter you from the rain while giving plenty of room to talk on the phone, keep your hair all fancy, and ensure you’ll get plenty of looks from jealous haters.

Keep your skin looking young and radiant by pampering yourself using these natural stretch cotton lace facial masks. Apart from looking fabulous, they provide a combination of anti-aging hydrolyzed collagen and hyaluronic acid to improve your overall skin radiance.