35 Foolproof Gifts For Your Brother That You Might Just Want To Keep For Yourself

Curious gents will read What If? Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions cover to cover in one night. The fascinating book combines science with humor and entertaining illustrations to answer questions you never would have thought anyone would ask, like how long humanity would last against a robot apocalypse.

Keep his beautiful face looking smooth and youthful. This daily use face moisturizer is formulated for men with natural, nutrient rich ingredients that will fight signs of aging and combat dryness and environmental damage.

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

If your brother was not bad but not great, mostly just fine, he needs this shirt. If your brother was your absolute hero and the coolest kid on the block, he still needs this shirt so his ego doesn't get too big.

The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm is your key to a treasure trove of witty responses to almost any social sitaution you can think of, which makes this a fabulous addition to the bookshelf of any who considers sarcasm a second language.

Razors are a racket but Dollar Shave Club aims to change that. With this giftcard you can treat your bro to almost a year of high-quality, inexpensive razors and primo shave lotion.

He can protect his eyes while showing off some super fly styles while wearing these handmade wooden sunglasses. The neutral color of the wood makes them a great complement for any outfit. And, with polarized lenses, they're a great complement for 20/20 vision.

Customize all your possessions by plastering your beautiful mug all over them using these personalized face stickers. They’re made from high quality matte vinyl and are both microwave and dishwasher safe, meaning you can stick them on virtually anything.

This gift gives brand new meaning to the word selfie stick. Either take one of his mugs and get it printed so you and all your friends can look like him or print your own face on one so he never forgets what you look like.

She's gotta catch a flight so she's gotta take her coffee to go. With this YETI tumbler in hand, it'll be smooth sailing. It's available in a variety of colors and vacuum-sealed to keep her beverage at temp for hours. It's also leakproof, so spills are a problem of the past.

Meet his new weekend uniform. This oversized wearable blanket has a pocket to store his snacks, a hood so he can block out your demands he does chores, and hangs all the way down to his knees. He can snuggle up in it and play video games and pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist.

A tech-savvy bro needs tech-forward equipment for charging his high-tech items. This wireless charging pad will recharge his phone simply by touch, no cord connection to phone required. Plus, you can still use your device while it charges.

What better way to top off a fine meal than with these scotch infused toothpicks? Crafted from sustainably forested wood, each toothpick is soaked in a premium barrel-aged Islay single malt that will provide a distinctively smoky flavor with hints of peat and caramel.

Apple is stepping up their funny looking earbud game with the Airpods Pro. They feature active noise cancellation, transparency mode for clear hearing of your surroundings, can be charged wirelessly, it’s sweat-resistant, and features “Hey Siri” integration.

It's not exactly an Atari or a Sega Genesis, it's about 1000x as advanced and much cooler than both, but it will trip your nostalgia trigger. If your bro is the guru of gaming, he'll love playing the Oculus VR Headset and if you're nice, he might share with you, just like old times.

The doctor is in and he needs to talk to you about your skin. Pink creams that smell like peonies might not appeal to men, but the pine tar aroma of this exfoliating, moisturizing soap is irresistible to just about any guy. The handmade cold process soap is perfect for the face, body, and hands.

If your bro's beard is often described as wiry, weathered or windburned, it's time for a change. The Viking Revolution will pillage and plunder all the dryness and dandruff out of his beard hair and usher in softness and smooth skin.

Rediscover the joy of Nintendo gaming by playing all your favorite titles on this NES classic mini. Modeled after the original 1985 console, it plugs directly into your TV via HDMI and comes with 30 pre-installed classic games like Donkey Kong and Pac-Man.