33 Ridiculously Funny Wine Glasses That'll Get You Drunk With Laughter
Updated: Mar 29, 2026
Emptying your cup happens twice as fast with these hilarious drink containers since you naturally want to finish every tasty drop, and the witty quotes printed on the side will have you tipping back in pure amusement; adding to a glassware stash is always a bright idea, making this an incredibly flexible present for Mother's day, a fun surprise for your best friend's big celebration, or a simple treat for any dedicated vino enthusiast; these items serve as fantastic joke presents that ensure your next group hangout is filled with endless giggles, and even the fanciest drink snobs will gladly welcome these comical wine cups into their wine accessory lineup; combining the healing power of a good chuckle with a tasty pour means keeping these on your counter might just be the secret to a long life
Mommy's Sippy Cup Wine Tumbler
Even mommies are prone to spilling after a few too many juices from this sippy cup but it's designed to keep her from embarrassing herself and ruining the carpet. Not only is the colorful insulated tumbler leakproof, it's got a straw to keep her teeth from getting stained.
Animal Pun Funny Wine Glasses
Gather your gaggle of gals and start drinking from a set of punny glasses that will inspire you to keep the wine and the puns flowing. If you're not laughing at the four animal names printed on the glasses, drink more and come up with your own additions to the herd.
Prescription Wine Glass
The diagnosis: stress. The medicine: wine. Just follow the directions on this prescription wine glass for a little help relieving those tense feels. The stemless glass comes in a box that looks exactly like a classic prescription bottle and makes a great gag gift.
Half Wine Glass
Enjoy a little vino without going overboard by sipping it from this half wine glass. This unique piece of stemware is crafted entirely from glass and designed to hold up to 6.7 ounces, making it the ideal gift for the half-glass-full types.
Mommy’s Time Out Artisan Painted Wine Glass
Even mommy's get time out sometimes, but usually only because they put themselves there. What does Mommy Time Out? Looks like sitting on a soft couch sipping a smooth red, white or rosé from this wine glass and everyone in the house staying in the other room. Wonderful.
Tipsy Tipped Funny Cow Rolling Stemless Wine Glasses
How much wine does it take to moooo-ve a cow's Drunk-o-Meter from Tipsy to Tipped? An udderly insane amount! If you're laughing at that joke, there's a chance you need these glasses so you can pour your next glass of wine and keep laughing at terrible farm jokes.
Bad Assy Sassy Classy Wine Glass
You want to be a badass, right? Everyone wants to be a badass. Save the classiness for the restaurant Don't worry, the design etched on this wine glass will help you figure out where to stop pouring so that you can be the most BA badass you can be.
Hocus Pocus Need Wine to Focus
If you’re going to drink the fabulous fermented potion that is wine, you need a proper goblet to do it from. This extraordinary hand-painted glass should do the trick. There are even dainty sparkles placed on the base of the piece for added magic.
I Hate Everybody But You Wine Glass
While it's unclear whether the "but you" here refers to a person or the very glass of wine you're drinking from, it doesn't matter. All that matters is that you have a glass to drink your wine from, which will make you like people more.
Golden Girls Wine Glass Set
The Golden Girls have aged like fine wine and even though their show has long since been off the air, you can still party with Blanche and the crew with this wine glass set. Each of the four glasses features a Girl and one of her iconic catchphrases.
I'm Not Drinking Alone, I'm Social Distancing Wine Glass
In these trying times, it's your civic duty to stay home and drink instead of going out to the bar and drinking where you could put yourself or others in harm's way. Go you for being so responsible. Toast to yourself with this hilarious social distancing glass.
I'm Not Always a B*tch Funny Wine Glass
Karen isn't always a b*tch, wait, yes she is. For that 100% of times when she's acting her worst, she'll be doing so while sipping from this funny wine glass. And no, she won't get the joke on the front.
Mom Pour Funny Wine Glass
The great thing about drinking at home is when the sommelier pours light, you don't have to ask him to pour SOMME more of that. You can pour your own amount of rain and when the kids are the reason you're drinking, this glass can help you get to that coveted Mom Pour.
Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Funny Wine Glass
When things are out of your control and you have no business trying to control them in the first place, there's no reason not to be sassy about it. During your next dish sesh with your girls, spill some tea about the fools acting up but rest easy and sip peacefully knowing those fools aren't your monkeys.
Thou Shall Not Try Me Funny Wine Glass
The Book of Mom is perhaps one of the most overlooked by anyone under the age of 30 (aka the age when you realize mom was right about everything). For those in the 21+ range that need a little reminder to listen to their mom, there is this sassy AF glass.
I Love To Wrap Both My Hands Around It And Swallow
To be clear: this glass is absolutely talking about wine glass. If you're reading any double entendre here, it's just because you've had too much wine and are thinking about wrapping both your hands around your credit card and getting this glass. There is nothing suggestive about this glass's etching...nothing at all...
The Gigantic Wine Glass
This gigantic wine glass is just perfect for those extra hectic and stressful days. If you’re not using this comically large wine glass to hydrate, you can also use it as an eye-catching wine bottle/champagne chiller. It’s the ideal gift for the wine lover who has it all.
I'm Speaking in Cursive Wine Glass
Wine is a classy beverage, that's something everyone can agree on. So it stands to reason that the phrase etched on this class is nothing but the truth. You're not slurring, you're breaking out your fancy cursive speaking voice.


















