37 Extremely Funny Teacher Gifts That'll Earn You An A For Awesomeness

One way to get kids interested in literature and less likely to use 4-letter words is to arm them with a set of insults that sound like something Buddy the Elf would use. Ok, so maybe Shakespeare wasn't calling people a cotton-headed-ninnymuggins, but any of these witty insults that don't sound that offensive will work in its place.

Bring a little hilarity into the workplace or classroom with this “not my job” stamp. This comical novelty self-inking stamp is unique in that it comes with a two-sided ink pad that will double the number of impressions. An ideal gift for any work buddy or teacher.

With subtle cherry and chocolate notes, and a bold robust but never bitter flavor, you'd never guess that this coffee has twice the caffeine as your average cuppa joe. But Death Wish is the world's strongest coffee, but you'll need that strength if you stayed up all night to watch the game and have a meeting in the morning.

Sometimes math goes very right and sometimes calculations go very very wrong. Math teachers will get a kick out of Humble Pi, a retrospective on some of the world's greatest mathematical mistakes presented in a fascinating story format.

When the temperature drops and you’re lounging at home, this comfy blanket sweatshirt will be your new best friend. They’re made from a premium fleece and look good enough to wear to any social occasion – no matter how formal.

The road to serenity is paved with four-letter words. This journal will help you cut through the BS through a series of guided prompts and activities that contain a lot of swear words. By the time you're finished, you'll feel like a new f*cking person.

Instead of putting your pencils in a cup like some run-of-the-mill teacher, put them inside something students recognized from the stadium. This straw dispenser has a brilliant double use as a pencil dispenser, it works great!

The best thing about being a teacher is that you don't have to wait until 5pm for happy hour, you get an extra hour and a half. Get loaded with this wine glass, which is etched with a message that any educator can appreciate and agree with.

Programmer is just a fancy word for nerd and what's a nerd without his pocket protector? This leather version is supple, smooth, and stylish. It's a total chick magnet with a ton of room for a few pens or a snack for later.

Since writing “WTF?!” on a student’s paper is generally frowned upon, leaving a big, red stamp that says “Really?!” is the next best thing. With this self-inking stamp on their desk, they don’t even have to write the passive-aggressive message.

There are so many times a teacher can break out this clever notebook. During a meeting with the principal who insisted they change their lesson plans to disastrous results, during a parent-teacher conference, or during a post-mortem on a test where you told the students to study and they didn't.

A teacher never stops being a teacher even after they've retired, so they'll get a kick out of F in Exams. The book is filled with the best examples of dumb answers to smart questions that will have them rolling with laughter.

Thing 1, Thing 2, and all the Things in between, that's who you'll be teaching when you wear this shirt. Perfect for elementary school teachers that have an affinity for Dr. Seuss books in their lesson plans, the charming shirt is comfortable and most importantly, machine washable.

There are a few ways to use this coffee mug; the first is the usual way, raising it - with two hands - to drink. The other ways are a bit more fun. It's about 10.2"x6.7" in size and holds 1.5 gallons of coffee so it can also be used as a personal punch bowl.

For real though, teachers are superheroes. They wear more hats than most people own, and this mug celebrates all of them. When they're feeling stressed after a day of being a counselor, babysitter, educator, chaos coordinator, role model, and administrator, the drink in this mug will warm them up.

Pouring is boring – streamline the process of getting alcohol into your system using this wine bottle glass attachment. The high quality borosilicate glass fits directly onto the top of any wine bottle – turning each bottle into your own personal jumbo cup.

Treat thy cuts and bruises with a dash of 16th century wit by covering them up using these Shakespearean Insult Bandages. Each one is adorned with an image of the famous playwright along with one of fifteen insults from his iconic plays.

You learned a lot about nouns, verbs, adverbs, adjectives, and more from your English teacher, show them just how much with this adorable book. There are tons of prompts for you to respond to, and when you're finished writing your answers, you'll have a lovely, one-of-a-kind book for a teacher you really care about.