33 Ridiculously Funny Books That You Absolutely Need On Your Bookshelf

Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG) is a terrible disease that affects men with EGO (Extremely Grand OpinionOfOneself) and it's HARD. Harder than a stiff morning woodie. This hilarious book is full of prayers, affirmations, and pro tips for dudes with gargantuan dicks to make their way through life.

The Scale of Things is the incredibly intriguing read that will change how you view the world around you. It brings together facts and figures in a scientific yet visually captivating way – embracing popular topics covering everything from science to geography to politics.

History is a lot of stories about things that "happened" but sometimes "happened" doesn't quite cut it. Sometimes sh*t hit the fan. This book retells the stories we've heard time and again in a more straightforward and more vulgar way that would've made your high school and college classes far more memorable.

Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book will entertain and delight everyone, minus the kids. In this clever and vividly illustrated book, you’ll bring Little Penis to life and go on a remarkable adventure that’s sure to conclude in a happy ending for all.

F*ck I’m Bored is the wildly entertaining activity book that will help you keep your sanity when you’re stuck at home. Its pages come filled with 100 adult activities to keep your mind occupied, ranging from classics like Sudoku and Word Scramble to “Brick-by-F*cking-Brick.”

Brush up on the good book while keeping up with modern pop culture by reading the biblical Book Of Yeezus. A true testament to one man’s extraordinary narcissism, it takes the Book of Genesis and replaces every mention of “God” with “Kanye” or “Yeezus”.

Confront your fears head-on with the pop-up book of phobias. This twisted work of genius features everything from the fear of clowns to the fear of doctors and needles, and puts you right in front of the action to experience your worst nightmare come to life.

Learn about what you’re actually putting into your mouth with the humorous and educational “Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal” book. This informative read illustrates how bureaucrats control the food industry, favoring industrial, global corporate food systems.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

The Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes book is the best gift any self-proclaimed funny dad can receive. It comes loaded with “frightfully awful…yet wonderfully spiffing” clean family-friendly jokes that will have everyone in stitches.

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm is your key to a treasure trove of witty responses to almost any social sitaution you can think of, which makes this a fabulous addition to the bookshelf of any who considers sarcasm a second language.

You're gonna be hearing a lot of the phrase, "you've gotta be kidding me" when you start rattling off the facts you learned in this book. Everything on its pages is totally, 100%, completely true, but it sounds like absolutely, utter bullsh*t, and that's the fun of it.

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

Become this generation’s most foremost dick pic photographer by learning the finer points of this underrated art form with How To Take Better Dick Picks. You’ll master all the techniques so that you never have to worry amount someone cringing on the receiving end.

Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.

How To Make Money In Your Spare Time is the captivating read that shows you how you can make some extra money in a “not so legitimate” way. It examines the Mafia and similar organizations to provide an alternative path to financial freedom.

Neil Gaiman's Good Omens is the kind of fantasy book that you can read that your buddies won't make fun of you for. The book is laugh-out-loud funny, deals with figures in the occult, and will have you wondering what you'd do if the world was ending next Saturday.