The Ultimate List of 50th Birthday Gift Ideas For Men That Have Everything

Ultimate Toys for Men is proof that most men never outgrow their love of toys, their taste just gets more refined and the toys get bigger and better. Within its fully illustrated pages, toy lovers will be able to drool over some of the planet’s most insane items.

Feel the complete freedom of going commando without actually having to by trading in your cotton underwear for a pair of ABananaCover naked feeling boxer briefs. They’re 3x softer than cotton and provide a snug fit while making you feel like you’re wearing nothing at all.

Reduce the clutter in your toolbox by replacing a slew of sockets with the universal socket. This power drill compatible socket features a sturdy stainless steel construction in addition to 54 retractable hardened pins to accommodate sizes between 7mm to 19mm.

It's time to teach the old dog some new tricks. This book is a compilation of stories from experts and celebrities who are here to remind him that the fun's only just begun.

When the temperature drops and you’re lounging at home, this comfy blanket sweatshirt will be your new best friend. They’re made from a premium fleece and look good enough to wear to any social occasion – no matter how formal.

Fellas, it's not 1970 anymore and a lady doesn't wanna play through the rough to find the pin on the green. Help her out by trimming the grass with the Manscaped Lawnmower 3.0. This fine piece of equipment has soft ceramic blades that will keep your precious gems scratch-free when you're hedging the shrubs.

The Walabot is more than a stud-finder. It's basically Superman's X-ray vision that'll help your construction projects move more smoothly. It sees into your walls up to 8" deep to find both metal and wooden studs, wiring, and plumbing, and can detect movement in case you've got critters.

It's not easy being half a century old. This Shiatsu-style massager uses heat and different pulsating settings to relieve all of the aches and pains in his neck, shoulders, and upper back.

There are two things that 50-year-old men love: their cars and things that make their lives easier. This car cannon will save him some major cash by making his at-home car washes easier and more thorough.

Go sailing on a booze cruise with a whiskey decanter that houses a ship in a bottle. The beautiful piece is handcrafted from lead-free crystal and sits atop a wooden stand for easy pouring.

There's another song that never ends and it has nothing to do with the Lambchop television show. This card sings the birthday song from the second it's opened until, well, forever. And if the recipient tries to rip it, it explodes in a cloud of glitter.

Did you know Dr. Seuss didn't just write books for kids? This tale for the elderly would make an awesome gag gift for his 50th. And in all honestly, he'll probably find it pretty heartwarming.

These awesome cufflinks are made from actual parts of a 20th-century watch. They'd make an amazing 50th birthday gift for an engineer or a handyman who can tell you all about how stuff works.

If you're throwing a 50th birthday party for your favorite guy, make sure you help him complete his wardrobe with this hilarious sash. He might as well embrace it!

Q: Is 50 too young to be concerned about bladder control problems? A: Depends. This hilarious book tells the birthday boy about all the fun things he has to look forward to, from adult diapers to senior discounts.

Enjoy a coffee-house quality cup of Joe from the comfort of home by signing up for this gourmet coffee subscription box. Each month you’ll receive a carefully curated package containing four 1.8 ounce bags of premium coffee from Seattle’s top-rated roasters.

Enjoy a little relaxing candlelit atmosphere without loosing any man points by lighting up one of these manly scented candles. These vegan-friednly hand-poured candles come in testosterone-ladden options such as “Black Beard, Patriot, Ranger, and Supra 56”.

Send in a picture of the big man and this artist will create a totally custom bobblehead in their likeness! You can even choose their outfit, so make sure to pick out a nice lounge suit for the recent retiree.