GIFTS UNDER $20

Give the sports fan in your life something they never knew they needed. This book pairs iconic sports moments with their fine art doppelgangers in hilarious side by side comparisons spanning basketball, football, soccer, tennis, and more.

Skip the pastel number candles and put a tombstone on the cake instead. This hilariously grim little candle reads Basically Dead and is perfect for milestone birthdays, over the hill parties, or anyone who thinks aging deserves a little theatrical doom.

No, this isn’t the terrifying Skynet terminator dog that haunts your nightmares, this is the robotic Unitree A.I. robot dog. This high-tech marvel boasts features like force-sensors on each paw, real-time HD video transmission, and can move at 7.4mph.

Add water and wait 72 hours for your new girlfriend to arrive. This novelty grow toy expands to six times its original size, costs under eight dollars, and is somehow the perfect gift for singles, bachelorette parties, and anyone with a good sense of humor.

Microwave this black cat for 60 seconds and get 20 minutes of lavender-scented, flaxseed warmth delivered via the coziest heating pad you have ever owned. It is cordless, washable, and shaped like a cat, which already makes it better than most things.

Hide this tiny device somewhere in a friend’s home and disappear. It meows at completely random intervals between 3 and 20 minutes, making it nearly impossible to locate, and it will keep going long enough to cause a genuine psychological breakdown.

Stop your next nosebleed before it ruins your day. Nampons are the number one doctor-preferred nosebleed stoppers that expand in your nostril, deploy a clotting agent, and end the bleed in minutes, small enough to keep in your pocket at all times.

Give someone the gift of pure confusion before they open the real thing. This empty prank box is designed to look like an absolutely real hands free hat headset product, and watching someone try to process that is worth every penny.

Stop hiding your knives in a boring wooden block and plant them dramatically into a resin skull instead, turning your kitchen counter into gothic theatre that doubles as actual storage for horror fans and Halloween devotees alike.

When nature calls, this box makes it look like dad's getting a gift that will let him call nature back. In reality, it's a hilarious gag box that to cover up his real present.

If dad's not a man of many words and the apple didn't fall far from the tree, you can still write a book about him to tell him how much you care. Dad, I Wrote a Book About You has pages on pages of prompts for you to write a heartfelt message to dad.

The time has come for real men to shave with real shaving cream. Duke Cannon is formulated with the best ingredients, and is so high quality it meets barbershop standards. Plus, with each tube sold, money goes to help US Veterans.

Socks don't have to be the dreaded gift they've been made out to be. If your teen is looking to project a preppier or more professional vibe, this set of funky dress socks will let his true colors shine.

You might have a few things you wish you'd told your younger self or moments you wish you remembered every second of. With this book, a teen can write those things down and reminisce years later about how things were back when.

You only have so many pockets and your phone only has so much battery. With the Anker mini power bank, you only need a little pocket space to get a big charge on your phone when it's running low.

When a boy becomes a teen, it's time to leave the Velcro wallet in the dust. This sleek carbon fiber and leather wallet will make him look like the grown up he is, all while holding his most used cards, ID and some cash.

It doesn't matter how old you are, a water gun fight is a good time. Equip your teen and his best friend with two of the best weapons out there. Plus, it's easy to make, only two 2-liter bottles are required for assemby.

Finals and midterms demand a not-so-sweet study session. This adorable mug brings a bit of sweetness and a powerful message to those around. Donut disturb her, she has work to do. Do bring her a donut, it'll go well with whatever beverage she puts in the mug.