A Christmas Story Leg Lamp

With the Chef’n tabletop, s’mores maker you’ll easily be able to whip up these flavorful campfire treats whenever the mood strikes. It comes with a small roasting flame at the center in addition to a circular tray that keeps the crackers and chocolate warm.

Fill your favorite carnivore’s heart and stomach with meaty goodness by surprising them with this salami bouquet. Each meaty bouquet comes with six different types of delicious slow cured salami that is so good it’ll make anyone’s mouth water.

Turn your next meal into a divine culinary experience by making yourself a grilled Cheesus using this mildly blasphemous sandwich press. It will burn the face of our lord and savior onto your sandwich, which will go perfect with a glass full of the blood of Christ.

Kick it old school with the boombox wristwatch and give yourself a little dose of audible flair to your outfit. The digital watch is shaped like a classic 1980’s boombox and features realistic boombox details, right down to the moving handle.

Turn game nights into a full-on party with Word Mines. In this Taboo-like party game, clues are handed out while each team tries to guess the NSFW word without using any of the ever-seductive, forbidden words displayed on the card.

Cut out the middleman and start making tasty treats in your own kitchen with this chocolate candy bar maker. After melting the chocolate on the heated base, simply pour it into one of the four silicone molds to cool off and then customize it with yummy toppings.