3" Inflatable PIckle

Protect yourself from making the awful mistake of wiping your face with the same part of the towel you wipe your butthole with after your last shower with this cleverly designed terry. There's one side for each half of the body, just be sure not to mess 'em up.

It’s a known fact that a chicken can outrun the average human. So keep your pet poultry from running off when you two hit the town by using this chicken harness and leash. It’s perfect for keeping your feathered friend close by without causing them discomfort.

Class up your nasty feelings or curse words by displaying them as a sampler. Your mom's favorite decoration lives again in this display board with 32 rotating phrases. Whatever you're feeling, slip the mock embroidered piece in the golden frame.

Beer Pong is so played out, it's all about Deer Pong now. The concept is the same, you've gotta sink ping-pong balls in the cups that the plastic taxidermied deer holds. But if you miss, that's where the fun comes in. He will sass you if your throws suck.

You may find yourself making more puns with your feet in these buns. You may also do a lot more loafing around. And find that your feet are baked to perfection in the slippers' foam. You may even go against the grain and claim that these ae the toastiest you've ever worn.

In this day and age, you need both hands to hold your coffee and operate your phone, so where does that leave your umbrella? Easy, just put it on your head. This regular-sized umbrella fits securely to your noggin to keep you and your phone screen water-free.